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Second Annual Naughty Carol Contest!
1 post 12/12/2009 11:28 am |
Jingle Bells, Jingle balls jingle all the way Oh what fun its is to say that I might get laid today.. I browsed ADF (Local Discreet Affairs) in shame hoped it was worth it when i came.. Jingle bells Jingle balls jingle all the way Oh what fun is to say that I might get laid today.. There are plenty of scattered asses here to pick, Just waiting for the right stick.. Jingle Bells Jingle Balls Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to say that I got laid today.
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Melody: White Christmas Man: I'm dreaming of a wet pussy Just like the one I use to get Where the juices glisten I, my dear, listen To your moaning "I'm all set" Woman: I'm dreaming of a hot rocket With every cock and head I suck You are in my spirit so bright And may your hard dick for me bring luck Man: I'm dreaming of your wet pussy You know the one you always give Providing it juicy Calling it Lucy Ev'ry morning set to live Woman: I'm dreaming of your hot rocket With every cock and pouch I lick You are in my spirit so bright Granting all my Christmases with dick
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Santa’s Elf There was an elf named Jock, He had a 12” cock. It was thick and long, It looked like a horse’s dong. It hung so low, It dangled on the go. He would drag it on the floor, And sometimes get it caught on the door. He had a friend named Iffy. His cock was really stiffy. Between the two, All the girl elves did blew. They had all the fun, Shooting their gun. All though they shot blanks, The girls did give them thanks. Their best place to lay, Was in the reindeer’s hay. They had to use their wits, To get to the girls clits. They like to make toys, For big girls and boys. They made them in a big batch. The kind that goes in the snatch, And for the boys dong, Something to make it long. Something to give them girth, What they didn’t get in birth. I have run out of time, Alas and even run out of rhyme. Jaf12-12-2009
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1 post 12/12/2009 7:43 am |
Twas the night before christmas, and we all wanted a fuck, so my neighbors came on over, for a nice midnight suck. My wife was oh so happy, to have another dick, and it made my night also, to suck the neighbors clit. It made us all so jolly, as we squirted all the same. But damn we all had so much fun, we did it all again. Fucking in the bathroom, with our Local Discreet Affairs cam on, over 900 viewers before the brake of dawn. My wife was covered in cum, sticky as can be. And so was the neighbors wife and it was all because of me. So a merry fucking christmas to all us fucking folks. If yall want fun, click our name and come down for a poke! Merry Xmas all
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12/12/2009 7:27 am |
Have a holly jolly orgy It's the best thing if your queer Or if your bi and want a guy To stick it in your rear Have a holly jolly orgy Just jump inside the sheets Have some fun or cum With anyone you meet Ho Ho or a blow Will make you want to scream Don't let go just take slow And you will get some cream Have a holly jolly orgy Make it best of all Oh bisexual Have a holly jolly orgy this year!!!!!
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12/12/2009 4:00 am |
JINGLE BELL, JINGLE BELL SANTA'S ON HIS WAY, BE SURE TO HAVE SOME REAL FUN AND FUCK ALL DAY AND NITE! HEY! ALL MY HEART, DESIRES FOR IS A HANDSOME BOY TO FUCK, YEAH! JINGLE BELLS ,JINGLE BELLS SPEND THE NIGHT BY- FUCKIN',KISSIN'AN..D HAVING REAL FUN! SAY... JINGLE BELLS,JINGLE BELLS, TAKE OFF ALL UR CLOTHES.. FUCK AND SUCK AND KISS HIM MUCH SO HE'll DO THE SAME.... SO.... MERRY CHRISTMAS TO U ALL... AND HAVE A GRR8 NITE! SPEND THIS CHRISTMAS WITH THE BOY, U LOVE ALOOT....!
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12/12/2009 2:14 am |
Title: wham! - Last Christmas(parody) Chorus: Last Christmas, I gave you my cum But the very next day, You washed it away This year, to save me from cumming I'll give it to someone tighter Once suck and twice shy I keep my distance but you still catch my eye Tell me baby do you wanna suck me? Well it's been a year, it doesn't surprise me (Happy Christmas!) I wrapped it up and sent it With a note saying "I fucked You" I meant it Now I know what a fool I've been But if you fuck me now I know you'd want me again Chorus (Oooh. Oooh Baby) A orgy room, friends with tired dicks I'm fucking you and your tight pussy My God I thought you were friend sis. Me? I guess I have a penis to suck with A face on a lover with a fire in his balls A man balls but you tore it apart Oooh Oooh Now I've found a real sex you'll never fuck me again I'll fuck it to someone, I'll fuck it to someone special who'll suck me something in return I'll fuck it to someone hold my balls and watch she slurp. I'll fuck it to someone, I'll fuck it to someone special I've got fucking me to stay I can fuck you for a day I thought you were my fren sis gave you my cock I'll fuck it to someone, I'll fuck it to someone last christmas I fuck you my upside-down you fuck it away I'll fuck it to someone, I'll fuck it to someone
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1 post 12/12/2009 1:35 am |
Fucking All The Day Screwing through the house with her legs open all the way bent over the couch we go, cumming all the day. Boobs with nipple rings, making pleasure bright, what fun it is to moan and scream this horny night. Suck my dick, suck my dick, suck it all the way. Oh what fun we will have fucking all the day. An orgasm or two, I thought my cock was fried, but soon miss pussy tight, was seated on my ride. This girl was mean and spanked, kinky seemed her lot, she got into a mood, and we got wet and hot. Suck my dick, suck my dick, suck it all the way. Oh what fun we will have fucking all the day.
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I saw Mommy stripping Santa Claus I saw Mommy stripping Santa Claus Naked up against him all the while I didn't think I'd see her naked on TV; But there she was screaming "Oh My God" across our new HD And I saw Mommy riding Santa Claus Bouncing on his lap and holding tight; So though a shock it was to see I'm gonna go tell Daddy Mommy stripped Santa Claus last night.
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12/11/2009 7:43 pm |
Passion on the Net Fucking through Internet is more than a cooperation of computers. It's cooperation between people. And where people meet, even anonymously, It seems that Romance and Love will enter the equation as well. If you're like me, you probably think falling in love over a modem is unusual and perhaps even rare. But, like me, you would be wrong. Perhaps the very nature of a the site, brings these couples to the fore, But I have been amazed at the number of people I've met through Passions that have found their significant other on-line. Some have met through email, some through chat or forums, some through personal ads. All have found a connection, that elusive thing that binds them to another human being. Through the site I am on!
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12/11/2009 5:24 pm |
The Christmas song (revised) christmas time is here happy crotches cheer fun for balls like viagra old men call their favorite gift in years christmas time is here happiness and beer a free for all on the kitchen floor our favorite time is near a little shopping here a hangover there and an online friend from the premiere Local Discreet Affairs .com happyf;
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Ho Ho Ho who am I ... Ho Ho HO who am I Up on the play bed, yum yum yum! Down on his chimney I did cum! First comes my stockings with some runs Oh, dear Santa touch my buns! Give me a jingle that will give him a rise One that will open up my pretty thighs! Next come the licking of my little clit Oh just look at my glorious slit! Here is the camera for lots of pics To post and get me dicks! Ho Ho Ho who am I Ho Ho Ho who am I Up on the play bed, yum yum yum Down on your chimney I will cum!
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I saw mommy kissing Santa. In his eyes he did wanta. She looked at the clock, Then she took out his cock. She stroked it till it got stiff, She put a bow on it like a gift. She looked north then south, Then she put it in her mouth. She held his ball, As he stood tall. She reached around and grabbed his ass, I thought he was gonna pass gas. Her head went up and down, She was really going to town. Then out came his cock, It was hard as a rock. He reached down and grabbed her tit, Then he went for her clit. Her breast were so large, But he really took charge. She then bent over and up came her skirt, In went his cock right thru his shirt. She let out a moan, And I heard him groan. Here it cums are you ready, She said give it to me nice and steady. He shook and squirmed, Finally he pulled out and it looked like a little worm. He took off his mask, after his completed task. And it was daddy all along, With such a big dong. Now I know who santa is, After he went to the bathroom to take a piss. Mommy had a big smile on her face, Of the events just past no more trace. Jaf12-11-2009
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12/11/2009 1:53 pm |
Christmas is for Cumming I like it Doggie Style Please put your Penis in and make me smile If you have no Penis then your Bi like me We can use a strap-on or just lick in Harmony.
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I saw mommy kissing Santa, in his eyes he did wanta. She looked at the clock, then took out his cock. She stroked it till it got stiff, she put a bow on it like a gift, She looked north then south, then she put it in her mouth. In her hand was his ball, As he stood tall. She reached around and grabbed his ass, I thought he was gonna pass gas. Her head went up and down, she was really going to town. Out came his cock, it was hard as a rock. He reached down and grabbed her tit, then he went for her clit. Her breast were large, But he really took charge. she then bent over and up came her skirt, in wnet his cock, right thru his shirt. She let out a moan, And I heard him groan. Here it cums, are you ready, she said give it to me nice and steady. He shook and did squirm, after he pulled out and it looked like a tiny worm. He took off his mask, after his completed task. And it was daddy all along, with such a big dong. Now I know who Santa is, when he went to the bathroom to take a piss. Mommy had a big smile on her face. Of the events just past, not a trace.
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Title: Did you fuck what I fucked? Original parody by s_e_rath Set to the melody of “Do you see what I see” Word count 177 exact ------------- “Did you fuck what I fucked?” Said the one cock to the other cock “Did you fuck what I fucked?” A pussy so fine, perfect for cock “Did you fuck what I fucked?” A pussy, a pussy all tight So pink, pretty and all bright So pink, pretty and all bright Said the pussy to the two cocks "Did you feel what I feel?” Double penetration with cocks "Did you feel what I feel?” Oh god use the lube In out: get the rhythm boys In out: get the rhythm boys Said the two cocks to red lipped mouth "Did you suck what I sucked?” Inside your moist red lips dear mouth "Did you suck what I sucked?” A cock, a cock, quivers with cum One then two shower you with pearls One then two shower you with pearls Said the dominatrix pussy to all "Do as I command!” Fuck me when I say to all "Do as I command!” Suck my clit, prostrate yourself Feel my strap on your behind Feel my strap on your behind  [post 2834794] [post 2827268] Battle Phantoms.....When the Sun Weeps....Life Revisited a poem [post 2625633].....Pygmalions Moonlight Sonata....[post 2625650] [post 2622197].... [post 2344308]
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Ho Ho Ho who am I ... Ho Ho HO who am I Up on the play bed, yum yum yum! Down on his chimney I did cum! first comes my stockings with some runs Oh, dear santa touch my buns! Give me a jingle that will give him a rise One that will open up my pretty thighs! Next come the licking of my little clit oh just look at my glorious slit! here is the camera for lots of pics to post and get me dicks! Ho Ho Ho who am I Ho Ho Ho who am I Up on the play bed, yum yum yum Down on your chimney I will cum!
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12/11/2009 12:59 pm |
JIZM BALLS, JIZM BALLS JIZM on all we LAY! HO..what FUN it is to CUM at least six times ADAY! oh..JIZM BALLS, JIZM BALLS JIZMS gunna SPRAY! HO..what FUN it is to BUM in sixteen different WAYS! SHAGGIN with my HO a day or two...AGO! she thought she`d take a RIDE! her FANNY is very...tight so i LICKED it WET and WIDE! TONGUE`D with all my might my COCK was lean and LANK! so i STUFFED it deep INSIDE! misfortune seemed my LOT! i should`ve had a WANK because my BOLT was rapidly SHOT! oh..JIZM BALLS, JIZM BALLS JIZM and GO all the way! HO..what FUN to SHAG a MUM when the kids are out the WAY! oh..JIZM BALLS, JIZM BALLS my PLAYBOYS stuck with SPRAY! HO..what FUN it is to SING.... "SUCK my BALLS and PLAY with my LOLLY! TRA LA LAR...LA LAR.. LAR LAR LAR SMACK my ASS with branches of HOLLY! TRA LA LAR...LA LAR.. LAR LAR LAR GOOD RIDINGS we BRING for you and your RING! WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS and a happy NUDE year! 
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12/11/2009 12:40 pm |
Jingle Bells A day or two ago I thought I'd take a ride Upon a big black With two on either side I had one in my mouth And in my pussy two Then i got down and my knees and their loads they did shoot, Oh! Hairy balls, booty calls Two cocks in my butt Fucked for some time then i could not sit right for a month
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hello hello
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12/11/2009 12:23 pm |
very good
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12/11/2009 12:22 pm |
Jingle bell Jingle bell sex is on the way come have a lovely sex night on they day Xmas Jingle bell Jingle bell Jingle on the way down to the new girl you just meet It gonna be fun,full of excitement and so much sex and fun... On the the Xmas Hurray!Hurray!!Hurray!!!
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12/11/2009 12:15 pm |
Twas the night before Xmas and quiet all through the house I was stroking my dick and fingering my spouse Her stockings were hung on the back of the chair cause thats where I threw them trying to get to pubic hair. When downstairs in the den there arose such a clatter I knew my friends were fucking, but I yelled whats the matter? I ran down the stairs to join in on the fun just to see old Santa ram his dick in a bun The look on his face let me know he had came I yelled," Wait a minute, let me do the same". The pussy was good, it was wet, it was hot my friends had lined up just to hit that same twat Mrs.Claus she just smiled and spread open her pussy And said," Come on in boys, get this while its juicy". We fucked and we sucked, We licked that big clit, for six straight hours we couldn't wear out that split! So with cum on her mouth as she left out of sight she said, "Merry Xmas to all and to all a good night". Merry Xmas, Curioustits1956
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1 post 12/11/2009 10:38 am |
a fall adventure a playfull dance the snowflake melting a bit of romance tiny drops of wetness seeming to feel the joy of giving and receiving that wonderfull toy lets play and touch and all enjoy each others arrousing being together feel the joy.....
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12/11/2009 10:10 am |
so close to christmas and i have no giri,i found this wonderful site and i know she is here alright. Passion Santa may she be sexy,smell good,and squirt on demand.Passion i need this type of girl so would you grant me a membership plan.ho-ho-ho hope she can give a good 69 blow.
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