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Second Annual Naughty Carol Contest!
12/21/2009 12:35 pm |
My cock's dancing a jig its christmas time today wonder why's it so happy?... 'has found somethin' to lay! u askin' wazzat somethin' tis a beauty with a beaver! to peck with plum cum fillin' X'mas spirits & savour A gift in Christmas stockings 'n bra and panty hose for that special someone hung, Oh, my bulging rod bellows! Vow to unwrap this gift in every nook'n cranny Like last year's gift- her mom the year before, her granny..! She luvs to role play Santa sledge riding in the sky, Ummm.. 'Lil change there, on the couch she rides Me on the 'fly' Atop 'n left & right hips grinding in delight Seizing my dick with frenzy a 'puss' in boots sooooo tight Oh dear!.. Oh dear, I'm coming.. I come without a fuss "Just snows this festive season?.. Lo! Its raining in your puss!">>!>>!>>!>>!>>!
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12/21/2009 12:16 pm |
Please blow my wad Please blow my wad Please blow my wad I'm waiting for you to please blow my wad. I want to fuck you and make your puss hurt, I want to ram you and make your hole squirt, I want to slam you like Ernie does Bert, and I want it to shoot far. Please blow my wad Please blow my wad Please blow my wad I'm waiting for you to please blow my wad. I want to shoot hot spunk on your nice tit, I want my tongue flicking your big clit, On my moustache won't your pussy drop and sit, Run your juices down my chin.
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1 post 12/21/2009 11:56 am |
To the "Twelve days of x-mas" On the 1st day of x-mas my aby gave to me a good fuck on my knees. On the 2nd day of x-mas my baby gave to me 2 orgasms and a good fuck on my knees. On the 3rd day of x-mas my baby gave to me 3 pussy eatings, 2 orgasms and a good fuck on my knees. On the 4th day of x-mas my baby gave to me 4 vibrators, 3 pussy eatings, 2 orgasms and a good fuck on my knees On the 5th day of x-mas my baby gave to me 5 girls only wearing big boes, 4 vibrators, 3 pussy eatings, 2 orgasms and a good fuck on my knees. On the 6th day of x-mas my baby gave to me 6 pole dances, 5 girls only wearing big boes, 4 vibrators, 3 pussy eatings, 2 orgasms and a good fuck on my knees On the 7th day of x-mas my baby gave to me 7 strippers stripping, 6 pole dances, 5 girls only wearing big boes, 4 vibrators, 3 pussy eatings, 2 orgasms and a good fuck on my knees. On the 8th day of xmas my baby gave to me 8 dicks a wagging, 7 strippers stripping, 6 pole dances, 5 girls only wearing big boes, 4 vibrators, 3 pussy eatings, 2 orgasms and a good fuck on my knees. On the 9th day of xmas my baby gave to me 9 private dances, 8 dicks wagging, 7 strippers stripping, 6 pole dances, 5 girls only wearing a big boes, 4 vibrators, 3 pussy eatting, 2 orgasms and a good on my knees. And you can just imagine the rest
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hmmm...didnt know about this contest...posted it on my blog a few days ago...here goes... 'Twas the Week Before Christmas (or A Visit from a Good Guy) by Climax Way More 'Twas the week before Christmas, when all through the house opportunities abounded with the click of a mouse. The stockings were displayed, legs spread, showing no hair, in hopes that a large dick soon would be there. She with her laptop all snug in her bed, had visions of his plum colored fully engorged head. And she in her cami, pulled up in a snap, had just settled her brain on straddling his lap. Not far away, aroused, this most friendly chatter, sprang in his pants and wanted at her. Away to his car, he flew like a flash, tore down the road, and hauled some ass. The thought of her breasts that she loved to show gave even more rise to his object below, when, what to his wondering eyes should appear, but a video text message asking "when will you get here?" Arriving there so lively, undressing real quick, he knew in moments she'd beg to be licked. More rapid than eagles, her orgasms they came, and she moaned and shouted and called out his name. He asked her, "now answer... you hot little vixen, tell me what you did to make your pussy glisten" To the top of her slit then to her inner wall his tongue strokes flashed away (she splashed away), drinking it all. As he tried to look into her wild eyes, when they meet with a look saying, "I want to mount this guy" first up to her nipples his fingers they flew, then to the box of toys next to the bed too. And then, in a twinkling, without being aloof hands prancing and pawing as she hit the roof. As he buried his head back down on her mound, she breathily gasped, "I too want to go down" He'd been all over her, from her head to her foot, but he paid special attention to her ass, and took out the bundle of toys as she laid on her back, and she looked possessed and reached for his sack. His eyes--how they twinkled! His cock hard (very), Her ass cheeks rose, his nose still buried. Her hot little mouth was soon drawn up like a bow, and soon his cum on her chin was as white as the snow. The stump of his cock she grazed lightly with her teeth, and her tongue again encircled his head like a wreath. He pushed his tongue deeper and could feel in her belly, how she shook when he lapped at her, like a bowl full of jelly. Her clit was chubby and plump, this sexy little elf, and she groaned when he sucked it, then got lost in her self. A wink of her eye and a grasp of his head soon gave him to know he had nothing to dread. She spoke not a word, her eyes did all the work, straddling his sides, her legs still in stockings, then took in his girth. And laying atop him, practically nose to nose, on his shaft, she over and over slid down and rose. He sprang larger inside her, then came like a missile, And away he soon flew and it made them feel wistful. But she heard him exclaim, before he drove out of sight, "Happy Christmas to you, I had a ball...'twas a good night!"
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on the fifth day of christmas my true love gave to me 5 golden showers 4 call girls 3 french whores 2 big ole jugs and a blow job under the tree
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feliz navidad feliz navidad feliz navidad lets eat some tacos and smoke some pot
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Swinger’s Wonderland (Sung to: Walking in a Winter Wonderland) Sweet low moans, are you listening? Between spread thighs, lips are glistening A beautiful sight, we’re happy tonite Humping in a Swinger’s Wonderland Stripped away are the panties Here to stay, the nasty Ladies Moaning their song as we grind along Humping in a Swinger’s Wonderland Between the couches we can build a play pit And pretend this magic night will never end He’ll say, “Can I have some?” She’ll say, “Oh yes. Have me over and over again!” Later on, we’ll conspire As we fondle by the fire To face unafraid the friends that we’ve made Humping in a Swinger’s Wonderland When she blows, ain’t it thrilling Though her hole wants a drilling We’ll frolic and play the night away Humping in a Swinger’s Wonderland Glistening treats, can you see em Swirling tongues slurpin puddin Ruby-Red lips suckin candy sticks Humping in a Swinger’s Wonderland Giddy-up, giddy-up let’s fuck Just look at the show Inviting thighs spread so wide A wonderful sight, fuckin with delight Humping in a Swinger’s Wonderland Humping in a Swinger’s Wonderland Humping in a Swinger’s Wonderland
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12/21/2009 10:13 am |
Fucking is the way of life...........
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Doorbells ring Are you listening Cocks are hard Pussies glistening A wonderful sight We're cumming tonight Playin in a swinging wonderland Gone away are the blue balls Here to stay are the cat calls They sing a lust sing As we cum along Playin in a swinging wonderland In the bedroom we can have an orgy then invite everybody in town They'll say: you can't do that We'll say: Oh, gee But you can join the club Any time you cum around Later on We'll conspire As we fuck by the fire To face unafraid The plans that we've made Playin in a swinging wonderland In the bedroom we can have an orgy And invite the entire town We'll have lots of fun in our orgy Until the police come to shut us down When she cums Ain't it thrilling Though your nose gets a spilling We'll frolic and play The key party way Playin in a swinging wonderland Playing in a Swinging wonderland Playing in a swinging wonderland
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12/21/2009 8:50 am |
tune of Feliz Navidad Please blow my wad Please blow my wad Please blow my wad I'm waiting for you to please blow my wad. I want to fuck you and make your puss hurt, I want to ram you and make your hole squirt, I want to slam you like Ernie does Bert, and I want it to shoot far. Please blow my wad Please blow my wad Please blow my wad I'm waiting for you to please blow my wad. I want to shoot hot spunk on your nice tit, I want my tongue flicking your big clit, On my moustache won't your pussy drop and sit, Run your juices down my chin.
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I Wanna Make You Cum Sung to the tune of “Little Drummer Boy” Come she told me I wanna make you cum A soft new world for me I wanna make you cum My finest toys you’ll see I wanna make you cum To play in your hot pussy I wanna make you cum Wanna make you cum Wanna make you cum Let me lick your clit I wanna make you cum With my tongue Pretty pussy I wanna make you cum I’m shaved and ready for you I wanna make you cum I want my tongue in you I wanna make you cum Soft and warm, tasting you I wanna make you cum Wanna make you cum Wanna make you cum Can I cum with you I wanna make you cum Use your tongue We came together I wanna make you cum Two pussies pink and warm I wanna make you cum Sharing a toy with her I want to make you cum Cumming all night with her I wanna make you cum Wanna make you cum Wanna make you cum We played all night long I wanna make you cum She made me cum
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1 post 12/21/2009 8:28 am |
for all the milf sexy mambo from africa hir just contact i don t speak to much about my self . you gona see XXX
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1 post 12/21/2009 7:44 am |
My Wife's Christmas Surprise Sung to "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" Bras and panties by the fireplace Moans of pleasure coming down loudly Ready to be angry instead a sight of ecstasy I really want to join in, but I just watched them closely 'Cause I saw my wife kissing Mrs. Claus Up against our bedroom door last night She couldn’t see me there As she tugged Mrs. Claus’ blonde hair Ole’ St. Nick really traded up Young and hot, can’t help but stare. 'Cause I saw my wife licking Mrs. Claus On her breasts and in her pussy just right Oh what a moan, as Ms. Claus came Then my wife’s turn just the same. As she came on Ms. Claus’ tongue last night.
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Well the traffic outside is frightful But the sex is so delightful And since we've got men to blow Let us blow, let us blow, let us blow
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12/21/2009 6:21 am |
My computer crashed b4 i finished my original entry ( to the song Let it snow) The weather outside is frightful which makes me so exciteful since we've no place to go how about a blow, how about a blow, how about a blow There something in my jeans that's poppin so just come over and drop them turn the lights down low how about a blow, how about a blow, how about a blow Now it's very clear to meeeeee, you'd like me to lick that pussyyyyyy but before I lick that snatch, theres just this one little catch There's nothing wrong with head mam we can even put it on the webcam for those to view who we don't know how about a blow, now about a blow, how about a blow Now the fire is slowly dyin so just unzip my fly and take it out real slow how about a blow, how about a blow, how about a blow so this holiday season take take this reminder log on to Local Discreet Affairs you might get yourself a hoe, hoe, hoe she'll gve you a blow, give you a blow, give you a blow. Noe there's other sites out there,but they really just don't compare to see the best pussy, cock & breast Adult Find finder is the best You can go to this or that room or enter your private chat room or even watch a live model strip show it wont cost you a lot of dough, a lot of dough, a lot of dough
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My cock's dancing a jig its christmas time today wonder why's it so happy?... 'has found somethin' to lay! u askin' wazzat somethin' tis a beauty with a beaver! to peck with plum cum fillin' X'mas spirits & savour A gift in Christmas stockings 'n bra and panty hose for that special someone hung, Oh, my bulging rod bellows! Vow to unwrap this gift in every nook'n cranny Like last year's gift- her mom the year before, her granny..! She luvs to role play Santa sledge riding in the sky, Ummm.. 'Lil change there, on the couch she rides Me on the 'fly' Atop 'n left & right hips grinding in delight Seizing my dick with frenzy a 'puss' in boots sooooo tight Oh dear!.. Oh dear, I'm coming.. I come without a fuss "Just snows this festive season?.. Lo! Its raining in your puss!"
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12/21/2009 5:10 am |
Twas the night before Xmas and quiet all through the house I was stroking my dick and fingering my spouse Her stockings were hung on the back of the chair cause thats where I threw them trying to get to pubic hair. When downstairs in the den there arose such a clatter I knew my friends were fucking, but I yelled whats the matter? I ran down the stairs to join in on the fun just to see old Santa ram his dick in a bun The look on his face let me know he had came I yelled," Wait a minute, let me do the same". The pussy was good, it was wet, it was hot my friends had lined up just to hit that same twat Mrs.Claus she just smiled and spread open her pussy And said," Come on in boys, get this while its juicy". We fucked and we sucked, We licked that big clit, for six straight hours we couldn't wear out that split! So with cum on her mouth as she left out of sight she said, "Merry Xmas to all and to all a good night". Merry Xmas, Curioustits1956
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12/21/2009 5:08 am |
HI CAN I HERE FROM U, I WANT TO NO WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN AT THAT NIGTT
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12/21/2009 5:04 am |
post to 2166056
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12/21/2009 4:19 am |
SING TO THE TUNE OF "FROSTY THE SNOWMAN"
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12/21/2009 4:18 am |
Hi,..... Good Evening dear, i am intrested to be ur friend,would u like to accept my friend request. I am Pradeep, having my own business of Pharma. u can also call me on my cell no. 9414059828.... waitting for ur kind reply dear with love
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12/21/2009 1:12 am |
Little Drummer boy???? Come I told him, just-spank-on-my-bum I want your hands on me, just-spank-on-my-bum My pussy gets so hot, just-spank-on-my-bum Thrust deep and fill my twat, just-spank-on-my-bum, spank-on-my-bum, spank-on-my-bum Spread my legs wide for me, just-spank-on-my-bum Under the Clit-mas tree, just-spank-on-my-bum Thrust good and deep inside, just-spank-on-my-bum While in my cunt you ride, just-spank-on-my-bum, spank-on-my-bum, spank-on-my-bum Choose what you want to do, just-spank-on-my-bum I will keep time with you, just-spank-on-my-bum I'll suck and give you head, just-spank-on-my-bum Just fuck me on my bed, just-spank-on-my-bum, spank-on-my-bum, spank-on-my-bum My Clit-mas gift is this, just-spank-on-my-bum Let me take in all your jizz, just-spank-on-my-bum Your friend can join in too, just-spank-on-my-bum Then I can screw the both of you, just-spank-on-my-bum, spank-on-my-bum, spank-on-my-bum And once my pussy's used and sore, just-spank-on-my-bum and I still come back for more, just-spank-on-my-bum I am your spanking Clit-mas whore just-spank-on-my-bum And fuck you more for sure, just-spank-on-my-bum, spank-on-my-bum, spank-on-my-bum
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Sung to the tune of "Away In A Manger": Mrs. Claus on the left bed, Mr. Claus on the right Mr. Claus was excited, the Mrs. uptight A couple then entered the room where they lay The wife swapping party was starting this way The man was quite handsome, the woman ok He took Santa’s wifey to heaven that day He licked her wet pussy and sucked on her clit His cock in her cunt was a perfect fit Santa looked over at the prick in his wife His pole grew the biggest it’s been in his life He looked at the girl that lay next to him Their fucking session was about to begin Santa lifted her legs up and shoved in his dick His beard was quite heavy, his cock big and thick He groaned and she moaned as he shot in his cum He abruptly announced “Christmas has just begun”
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To Silver Bells: 4 lips what luck sucking my cock girls in naked attire And I know any minute now I'll cum This is so hot Jen & Kim's butt sexy, pointing at me while their licking and sucking I scream Here I cum Here I cum Ecstacy's mine when im swinging 2 & 3 girls on me Soon I'll be cumming again
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12/21/2009 12:40 am |
Im want ur pussy baby..pliz..im horny.
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