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Second Annual Naughty Carol Contest!
12/19/2009 5:18 am |
great pics as always
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12/19/2009 5:09 am |
NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS ALL IS CUMMING EVEN THE MICE , WE HEARD SUCH MOANS [ MMMM ] [ HARDER HARDER] I AROUSE FROM MY BED , AND THERE WAS SANTA THERE HE WAS ON HIS KNEES WITH HIS LONG TONGUE OUT SAYING HO HO HO ITS SO GOOD HE SAY THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS I EVER HAD ,,, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT
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12/19/2009 3:08 am |
WHITE MISTRESS ************** I'm dreaming of a white mistress Just like the ones that used to blow, Where her inner-lips glisten and nipples risen When Local Discreet Affairs's last win was from dough... I'm dreaming of a white mistress With every INVITE that I write, May your pictures be sexy and bright And may all your orifices be tight... I'm dreaming of a white mistress With every hottie on this site, May our nights be sweaty and right And end with pearl necklaces so white!
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the snow is falling all around, and inside my clothes, on the ground, my cock is warm in your tight surround, all this i get for twenty pound,
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12/18/2009 10:53 pm |
I saw you! hot and sexy in this site in my dream thoughts. You laid me in my thoughts and there i was very naked b4 you; a beautiful looking woman downloading me on your bed on X-mass day 2009. It was so wseet that i quickly came over here to find a real drama. Plz down load me on your bed just b4 X-mas day 2009
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12/18/2009 8:42 pm |
I saw a babe at last night, I saw here in my dream-site, Full beautifull like fairy child, Her hair were long & feet were light, Her face was flashing with pretty light, She was looking like stone of marble, She was amazing & marvelous like Goddess of love, I really want to admire/worship her beauty on X-mas 2009. Is that you SWEET HEART who were in my dream-site ! Please download me on your bed in X-mas 2009.
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1 post 12/18/2009 8:19 pm |
Joy to the world,I just got laid I did not have to pay she got down on her knees said cock for me please she sucked and fucked all night she sucked and fucked all night she sucked,she sucked and fucked all night!
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Here cums Santa Claus, here cums Santa Claus, Right now Santa Claus's laid; Vixen and Slutty and all his whores Fucking along the way; Men are rimming, Women are sucking, All is merry and bright; Fuck your hearts out and scream "oh God" 'Cause Santa Claus cums tonight.
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12/18/2009 3:05 pm |
twas the night before i got laid ,i went to bed with a stiff one waiting for the sound of miss claues sneaking through my house. within a few minutes i heard her prance down the hall right to my room i gave her a look thats alll it took for me to blow my load till next year she said with a great big grin ,i might get to ride that thing so be good for goodness sake i want that thing next year......
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I've used a few of the less popular, rarely sung and wordy verses near the end but ommitted a fair bit of the song. Read to the tune of: O' Cum All Ye Faithful. 198 Words according to MS Word! (I'm likely going to Hell for writing this!!!)  O Cum, just a face full, Lick the shaft’s circumference. O’ come she, all over me, ride my face again. Come now, and ride it, pussy, mouth, or anal. I cum, it drips off your chin She comes and glazes my chin I cum, so deep in her quim Christ! Some more! Scream, streams of jism, writhe in exultation. O scream, all ye citizens, who ride, buck, and shove! Glorious wad, fills her pussy’s tightness. I cum, it drips off your chin, She comes and glazes my chin, I cum, so deep in her quim! Christ! Some more! See how she purrs now, soaked in sweat, I cradle. Stroking my cock, I sigh as I gaze. She then shall quiver, bent o’er, Filled, so deep. I cum, it drips off her chin, She comes and glazes my chin, I cum, so deep in her quim! Christ! Some more! “Oh Lord”, she begs me, “Go Down!”, now she’s moaning, Pulls me to her petals, deep my tongue be driv’n. Suck her clit further, Swollen flesh appearing…. I cum, it drips off your chin, She comes and glazes my chin, I cum, so deep in her quim! Christ! Some more!
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12/18/2009 2:19 pm |
Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine.
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12/18/2009 12:48 pm |
Tit,was the night before christmas,and all through the house,all the girls where naked,even my spouse.they passed around the toys and gel,oh what a glorious smell.santa came down the chimney,and saw he was in heaven.imeaditly pulled out his eleven.you know he fucked the whole house,eveven my mouse.and then he turned to say he was done,and thanked everone for the fun.he left in a flash,but foregot his stash.we opened the bag,and to our amazed joy,we saw it full of new toys. have a merry a.f.f. christmas,to all. from peachparter.
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12/18/2009 9:51 am |
Frosty That Fucker Frosty, that Fucker, was a very fucked up dude, Smacked his wife and ran like hell, ‘cuz she’s a very bitchy prude. Frosty, that Fucker, took a hit of LSD Then he went from bar to bar searching for a certain Lady. There must have been some shit mixed in the LSD he bought For when he popped it in his mouth, he found the Lady he sought. Oh, Frosty that Fucker was as hard as he could be; And the Lady knelt unzipped his pants Cackling “This is all for me”. Suck me faster, suck me harder Look at Lady go. Take me deeper, deeper and deeper Look out I’m gonna blow. Frosty, that Fucker threw her hard down on her back, Spread her legs and slammed inside her while she fondled with his sack. Sliding in and out, her moans and screams muffled by his big wide chest Tongues here and there, licking and tasting, suckling on her breasts. He fucked her long and hard all night but she always wanted more, He only paused a moment when she wanted off the floor. But Frosty, that Fucker knew he had to hurry and finish, Cops are out and about looking for him and he’s a little bit skittish. So he fucked her faster, fucked her harder In and out he goes. He fucked her deeper, harder and faster One more grunt he blows. Oh, Frosty that Fucker, threw his head back as he came So satiated that he expected her to be the same Frosty that Fucker, was too late to realize his folly The Lady he fucked was a homeless woman from the alley.
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12/18/2009 7:46 am |
Sung to 'Hark the Herald Angels Sing' Hark the herald angels sing Viagra pills are just the thing One for man, but none for child Oh my goodness, aren't they mild If you want her to go to heaven Then take six or maybe seven If you want her to go to hell Then swallow the whole damn box as well Hark the haerald angels sing Viagra pills are just the thing
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To the tune of Andy Williams’ Christmas classic hit ”It’s the most wonderful time of the year” ----------------------------------------------------------------- It’s the most Fok’ed up time of the year With spoiled kids all yelling, And everywon smelling of alcohol and beer It’s the most Fok’ed up time of the year It’s the crap-crappiest season of all With restricted holiday greetings, and gay story readings from some old goofball It’s the crap-crapiest season of all There’ll be parties to get toasted With dumb f*ckers boastin’ that nowon can drive in the snow There’ll be harried host stories Sales of weird toys and dumba$$es all spending their dough It’s the most Fok’ed up time of the year There’ll be middle fingers showin’ And tempers will be growin’ While everywon shops in fear It’s the most Fok’ed up time of the year There’ll be parties to get toasted With dumb f*ckers boastin’ that nowon can drive in the snow There’ll be harried host stories Sales of weird toys and dumba$$es all spending their dough It’s the most Fok’ed up time Yes, the most Fok’ed up time Oh the most Fok’ed up time of the year ----------------------------------------------------------------- © “Fok’ed Up” Lyrics by --WonDumFok-- Won  .
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12/18/2009 6:20 am |
hark the horny people cum. spraying over face to bum. sucking dick,and licking cream eating pussy.it tasted like a dream. loud the ladies scream fuck me under mistletoe and by tree filling her with x mas cheer damn lets be naughty all year hark the horny people cum drink each other, mmm yum
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12/18/2009 5:33 am |
To the tune of “Joy to the World” Joy to my snatch! My man is hard Let me receive a fuc-KING Let everyone else prepare to watch And men and women gasp And men and women gasp And men, and women, will all be hard & gasp Joy to my snatch! My bell is what he RINGS! Let men choose…who’s next: While he prepares to flood, My tits, my ass, and cunt, As I scream all the sounds of joy As I scream all the sounds of joy Scream, Scream satisfaction and joy!!! Yes More!! Bring on the other men Their dicks will infest my land He can until he squirts on my face Grab, tug, pull, and squeeze Grab, tug, pull, and squeeze Grab me! Tug, Pull and Squeeze ME!!! My pussy rules this room with sex and lust! It makes all horny n hard making men and women hot I will even lick some clit right here Lick some clit right here Lick some clit right here Oh I will lick and suck all that are found
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1 post 12/18/2009 4:27 am |
On Chrstmas Eve, We heard him on the roof, My 18 year old sister, in her night gown, rushed to the chimney, she was all aloof, she opened her mouth and shouted, "Santas cumming down!" I looked and saw all this white spoof, and my sisters mouth was filling, til she might drown, then i saw his fat cock descending all uncouth, then suddenly he was on her, his cock buried in her mound, next appeared his elves taking turns to fill her with their youth, They then began to sing together "Santas cumming to town!"
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12/18/2009 2:50 am |
OK ... this is entry number 2 .... Obviously, it's to the tune of "The 12 Days of Christmas". In order to get it under the 200 word cap, I had to use just the first line of each verse ... you can fill them in as you sing it to yourselves  On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... a sloppy blowjob down upon her knees. On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... two tits to cum on, and a sloppy blowjob down upon her knees. On the 3rd day of Christmas, My true love gave to me... Three holes to ravage ... On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Four naughty cam shows ... On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Five Porn DVD's ... On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... six naughty stories ... On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 7 nifty sex toys ... On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...8 masturbators ... On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...9 strippers stripping ... On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...10 gushing squirters ... On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...11 new positions ... On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...12 sexy swingers, 11 new positions, 10 gushing squirters, 9 strippers stripping, 8 masturbators, 7 nifty sex toys. 6 naughty stories... 5 porn DVD's...4 naughty cam shows, 3 holes to ravage, two tits to cum on, and a sloppy blowjob down upon her knees. Working on my black belt in Kama Sutra....
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12/18/2009 2:28 am |
My entry in the contest .... t the tune of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" I want a squirting redhead for Christmas Only a squirting redhead will do I'm tired of jerking off to kinky porn and then getting horny and having to jerk off all over again I want a squirting redhead for Christmas I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you? He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue Just bring her through the bedroom door, that's the easy thing to do I can see me now on Christmas morning, waking to a blowjob Oh what joy and what surprise when she straddles me and rides and squirts her girly-gushy load all over me I want a squirting redhead for Christmas Only a squirting redhead will do No silly porn, no dirty magazines Just a sexy redhead who I can think is cool One that really seems to like me too I'd fuck her till she cums, but then turn her over, get behind her and fuck her once again There's lots of room for her in my big double bed I'd lick her there and fuck him there and let her give me head I can see me now on Christmas morning, waking to a blowjob Oh what joy and what surprise when she straddles me and rides and squirts her girly-gushy load all over me I want a squirting redhead for Christmas Only a squirting redhead will do No silly porn, no dirty magazines Just a sexy redhead who I can think is cool One that really seems to like me too Working on my black belt in Kama Sutra....
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1 post 12/18/2009 12:58 am |
Jingle balls Jingle balls Do me all the way Oh, what fun it is to do her to-day Jingle balls jingle balls jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to drive it in her all the way Jingle balls jingle balls jingle all the way…. Oh, what fun it is to ride her in my ass today Jingle balls jingle balls jingle balls won’t you suck me now Oh, what fun it is to fuck in Santa’s sleigh while you can see us mow
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12/17/2009 10:50 pm |
post2166056 well the jeans had cum out since the last date before, the bloody hoe was ringing for more, so i ingnored all my friends and called her again. it was the night before christmas 40 below when i meet a girl she was a hoe. inspite of her nature i thought i give it a go. with her pants off now i knew i was done. fucking hoe fucking hoe, she screaming though the house bringing good times to all herself and a good time to man. well she had me dead in her sight,she forced me to undress and fuck her from behind so why didnt i blow well we never no or was it because of the screaming below. fucking hoe fucking hoe, screaming though the house bringing good times to all herself and good times to man. she made me fuck her deep in the behind, she tried to make me cum in her behind. well i thought it was the end. when she cried out lets do it again well she offered to give me another go but i just kissed her and said your a hoe. and then with a hug we were both on our way each knowing we meet on some other day. fucking hoe fucking hoe screaming through the house bringing good times to all herself and good times to man
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12/17/2009 7:21 pm |
I WAS FUCKING MY GIRL FRIEND LAST WEEK, AND MY DOG WAS BESIDE ME CRYING,WEN I TOOK A LOOK VERY WELL, MY DOG WAS VERY HARD,I SHORT, I ASK MY DOG WATS THE PROBLEM AND HE WAS KNOCKING HIS HEAD, MEANS HE WANT TO FUCK MY GIRL FRIEND,SINCE THEN HE NEVER BE HAPPY AND HE REFUSE TO EAT, PLEASE HELP ME BEG MY DOG TO EAT BEFORE I KILL HIM BECAUSE OF MY GIRL FRIEND, PLEASE EVERY ONE IF UR WIFE OR GIRL FRIEND IS SLEEPING TRY TO COVER HER VERY WELL, BECAUSE OF YOUR DOG, I DON'T KNOW THE TYPE OF DOG WE HAVING IN OUR HOME THIS TIME, WEN THEM WITH U THEY WILL NOT GET HARD BUT WEN THEM SEE UR WIFE OR UR GIRL FRIEND THEY START GET HARD. HAPPY XMAS EVERY ONE AND HAVE A FUN, TRY TO FUCK HARD THIS TIME AROUND SO THAT PUSSY WILL CRY FOR HELP, IF YOUR COOK IS NOT STRONG USE YOUR HEAD, SOME WOMAN IF YOU PUT YOUR HEAD IN THERE PUSSY,THEY PUSSY WILL SWALLOW YOUR HEAD,EVEN IF YOU FORCE ALL YOUR BODY IN THEY PUSSY THEY PUSSY WILL SWALLOW ALL YOUR BODY, ONLY WHAT WILL REMAIN IS YOUR SHOES,MAYBE YOU MAY CALL YOUR FRIEND AROUND TO HELP YOU HOLD YOUR LEG, SO YOU WILL NOT LOST INSIDE HER PUSSY, STAY BLESSED
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12/17/2009 6:12 pm |
WE WISH YOU A GOOD ORGASM, WE WISH YOU A GOOD ORGASM, WE WISH YOU A GOOD ORGASM AND A BIG STIFF DICK.
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12/17/2009 3:46 pm |
(Oh Christmas Tree) O fuck with me, O fuck with me My cock is hard as mohagany O fuck with me, O fuck with me You jiggle oh so luciously In and out so heavenly You shudder oh so breathlessly O fuck with me, O fuck with me I get so hard when close to thee O fuck with me, O fuck with me Your skins tastes so delicously O fuck with me, O fuck with me Your wet and deep as the sea I feel your lips all over me You'll cum like crazy I gaurantee O fuck with me, O fuck with me O' in the air your legs will be O fuck with me, O fuck with me My cock throbbs so painfully O fuck with me, O fuck with me Sliping in so easily Up and down and lubriciously Sticky sweet and blissfully O fuck with me, O fuck with me I pull your hair aggressively O fuck with me, O fuck with me I kiss your lips so blushingly O fuck with me, O fuck with me Ropes of cum fly boundlessly On your tummy capaciously We fall asleep so blissfully O fuck with me, O fuck with me We start again enexhaustably O fuck with me, O fuck with me We grind all night so exotically O fuck with me, O fuck with me Your face looks so exquisitely You ride me so expertly Your legs shake uncontrollably O fuck with me, O fuck with me Stuck together with sweat we will be
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