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Second Annual Naughty Carol Contest!
12/17/2009 11:44 am |
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....a site full of raunchy photos. On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....2 SP Award forums and a site full of raunchy photos. On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...3 "would you do me?" polls, 2 SP Award forums and a site full of raunchy photos. On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....4 perverted gifts, 3 "would you do me?" polls, 2 SP Award forums, and a site full of raunchy photos. On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE draaaaaaaammmmma queeeeeeeens! 4 perverted gifts, 3 "Would you do me?" polls, 2 SP Award forums, and a site full of raunchy photos. On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....6 attention whores, FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE draaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmma queeeeeeeeeens! 4 perverted gifts, 3 "Would you do me?" polls, 2 SP Award forums, and a site full of raunchy photos. On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....7 shoutouts, 6 attention whores, FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE draaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmma queeeeeens! 4 perverted gifts, 3 "Would you do me?" polls, 2 SP Award forums, and a site full of raunchy photos. On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....8 blogs of poems, 7 shoutouts, 6 attention whores, FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE draaaaammmmma queeeeeeeens! 4 perverted gifts, 3 "Would you do me?" polls, 2 SP Award forums, and a site full of raunchy photos. On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....9 mods pulling their hair out, 8 blogs of poems, 7 shoutouts, 6 attention whores, FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE draaaaammmmma queeeeeeeens! 4 perverted gifts, 3 "Would you do me?" polls, 2 SP Award forums, and a site full of raunchy photos. On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....10 tickets pending, 9 mods pulling their hair out, 8 blogs of poems, 7 shoutouts, 6 attention whores, FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE draaaaammmmma queeeeeeeens! 4 perverted gifts, 3 "Would you do me?" polls, 2 SP Award forums, and a site full of raunchy photos. On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...11 private access requests, 10 tickets pending, 9 mods pulling their hair out, 8 blogs of poems, 7 shoutouts, 6 attention whores, FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE draaaaammmmma queeeeeeeens! 4 perverted gifts, 3 "Would you do me?" polls, 2 SP Award forums, and a site full of raunchy photos. On the Twelvth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....12 hours of numb butt, 11 private access requests, 10 tickets pending, 9 mods pulling their hair out, 8 blogs of poems, 7 shoutouts, 6 attention whores, FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE draaaaammmmma queeeeeeeens! 4 perverted gifts, 3 "Would you do me?" polls, 2 SP Award forums, and A SITE FULL OF RAUNCHY PHOTOS!!!!
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12/17/2009 11:03 am |
UP STAIRS I HEARD SUCH A CLATTER I JUMPED FROM MY EASY CHAIR TO SEE WHAT WAS THE MATTER WHEN I GOT TO MY ROOM THERE WERE SANTAS ELFS DOGGIEING MY WIFE USEING A LATTER
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12/17/2009 8:52 am |
All I Want For Christmas Beautiful lights everywhere Me in some sexy underwear Blue, Pink, Yellow, or Red I want a man that gives great head Licking my pussy like never before As soon as i open up that pink little door I want him to do a whole lot more Entering me with a stiff hard dick Fucking me like we are making a flick Fucking under the Christmas tree Lying there in sexual bliss Waiting on that magical kiss While your sucking on my clit I'm loving every minute of it.
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12/17/2009 2:30 am |
I'm Dreaming of a Wet Clitoris I'm dreaming of a Wet Clitoris With some gal shelt'ring from the snow As our cunt lips glisten Our tongues will stiffen And we'll devour each other down below! I'm dreaming that I'll Eat Clitoris While drinking girlie nog and wine We'll explore with fingers As our sweet smell lingers Then we'll both get off from "69"! I'm dreaming of a Pet Clitoris Someone with lovely pussy lips When she pulls her lace down And screams the place down 'Cos I've made her so juicy that she drips! I'm creaming my Erect Clitoris Watching the lesbians have fun Give me breasts to suck on A fur rug to fuck on And some lez porn to excite me 'til I cum! I'm streaming from my Jet Clitoris With each ejaculate I'll cry May our nips be always erect And may all our clitorises be wet!
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Our Final verse of the 12 days of Christmas On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 12 couples fucking, 11 Strippers dancing, 10 Titties bouncing, 9 Ladies sucking, 8 Cameras Flashing, 7 Beds a-rockin, 6 Men a-licking, 5 Blow up Dolls, 4 Leather whips, 3 Cock Rings, 2 Vibrators, and one fantastic house party. JR
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12/16/2009 7:04 pm |
Sweet girl whose been gang banged ( to the tune of Little town of Bethlehem) oh sweet girl whose been gang banged how still we see thee lie, with pulse raising and eyes so wide, as all the cocks go by; Yet on your thighs so tired glistening so bright the cum and sweat of all the dicks are mixed and drip tonight For the party is a swinging and gathered all around while wives at home their beds they warm to men you have worn out... O morning stars together proclaim it a success and praises to your husband dear your gang bang was the best
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12/16/2009 5:53 pm |
silent night lonley night turn on your cams for someone tonight. Have some fun pull out their cock stroking it, For all who came to watch you on this very night,for all who came to be with you while you play with your balls on cam tonight.Watch and play we all have a good time because we both got what we wanted tonight.It was a good time being with someone at chrismas time ,togeather we are joined by this link, on a pc is what connects us this chrismas day. Playing and chatting is all the same. What we are doing is bonding in our own special ways. Make it about chrismas with someone today. Its easy just turn on your pc go to the web and pick a link to chat and invite all the people on the web into your life ,sharing giving to others thats way and I dont care if its just showing your cock on the internet for all to see. It just might lead you to that person you yearn for with each passing day, beause its chrismas time and things happen that we can't explain.
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12/16/2009 5:26 pm |
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas Ev’rywhere you look. Even checking the Local Discreet Affairs site, with new local users oh what a sight. Wanting to lick pussy to an orgasmic brook It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas With toys upon the floor. Looking hot as your toy wanders south as my stiff cock keeps probing your mouth. Maybe even the toy being controlled by Sue, or Thor. Your legs up in the air, your wet pussy wanting to share. To feel a hard cock pounding deep within you My hands on your hips, groans coming from your lips We turn over, you can ride me like a Cowgirl so true. You start screaming words so horny, dirty and blue. It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas Ev’rywhere you look. Retreating towards the shower with water streaming through your hot flower. Your hands on the tiles, my cock in deep and you just shook. It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas I can feel your juices flow. When you cum around my shaf’ on your knees I give you a cum bath. We kiss and taste each others juices now. NITHIN
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1 post 12/16/2009 4:45 pm |
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas Ev’rywhere you look. Even checking the Local Discreet Affairs site, with new local users oh what a sight. Wanting to lick pussy to an orgasmic brook It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas With toys upon the floor. Looking hot as your toy wanders south as my stiff cock keeps probing your mouth. Maybe even the toy being controlled by Sue, or Thor. Your legs up in the air, your wet pussy wanting to share. To feel a hard cock pounding deep within you My hands on your hips, groans coming from your lips We turn over, you can ride me like a Cowgirl so true. You start screaming words so horny, dirty and blue. It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas Ev’rywhere you look. Retreating towards the shower with water streaming through your hot flower. Your hands on the tiles, my cock in deep and you just shook. It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas I can feel your juices flow. When you cum around my shaf’ on your knees I give you a cum bath. We kiss and taste each others juices now.
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1 post 12/16/2009 4:11 pm |
Fucking while it snows On a bed like a sleigh O’er the dick the pussy goes Moaning all the way Sucking on her boobs Grabbing her hips tight What fun it is to watch the wife Fuck and suck tonight Oh, fuck my wife, fuck my wife Give her a cream pie Oh, what fun it is to watch My wife fucking another guy A day or two ago I wanted to have him cum Deep inside her pussy Then I wanted some Slowly down I go To get a little taste As she gives him a blow I taste his thick white paste Oh, fuck my wife, fuck my wife Give her a cream pie Oh, what fun it is to watch My wife fucking another guy
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1 post 12/16/2009 3:24 pm |
[to the tune of Silent Night] Silent Night, gagged so tight All is calm, she so slight Fine young virgin, no longer a child Proud young breasts, so tender and mild Awaits her heavenly fuck Master has got good luck Silent night, tied so tight Master drools, at the sight Cock engorged, he moves to her Seven voyeurs, cry Alleluia! So ends the fetish hunt Master enters her cunt Silent night, gagged so tight Voyeurs cocks, swell at the sight Wank their cocks, all over the place Shoot their loads, all over her face She begins to hum Master shoots his cum
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12/16/2009 3:12 pm |
The Sexy Dream.......He walked by in those tight fittin jeans. My body trembled and I wanted to scream. He turned around and his eyes met mine. Oh, baby he looked mighty fine. I wondered if he would have been shocked if he found out I REALLY wanted to suck his cock? But I pulled myself together and thought to myself "Calm yourself, put your hormones back upon the shelf." He turned around and walked forth. And I shouted come on back here I want more. Then he turned and looked at me with a small grin. Damn, right there in that moment I wanted to sin. I began to pull him in close to me and open his zipper up so I could set that cock free. He stepped back just a bit and started drooling for my tits. My heart was aching with desire and my spirits grew even higher as he turned and walked my way. Oh baby, he was making my day. He sat down with passion in his eyes, but all I could notice..were those thighs. He took my hand and almost spoke, but damnit at that moment...I awoke....
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Jinglefuck...to Jingle Bells music Dashing round the house...making things so right I'm having people over, to get na-ked with tonight! I've laid out party favors, condoms, toys, and such and hope that all are comfy cuz I love to fuck a bunch! Ooooooo, jingle my balls...I'll finger your clit...cummin every way it's so fun, to know others, like me who like to play-a! I'll suck your tits, you lick my dick, sit here on my face... I hope you have a lot of fun and cum often at my place. I grabbed some games to play, naked twister is the bomb you spin the wheel around and get a facefull of my dong... It may put you in positions, you may not think are right but as long as we get off more than once, the night will seem all right. Ooooooo, jingle my balls...I'll finger your clit...cummin every way it's so fun, to know others, like me who like to play-a! I'll suck your tits, you lick my dick, sit here on my face... I hope you have a lot of fun and cum often at my place.
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1 post 12/16/2009 2:37 pm |
Post 2166056Jingle balls jingle balls jingling sweet jingling beneath my cock gitty up jingle balls pick sume speed jingle around my cock slick and jingling solid and sweet that's the way I beat my meat jingle ball jingle ball sweaty and hot thas the jingle balls Rock!
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Sung to the tune of “It Came Upon A Midnight Clear” She came upon by prick so near My glorious cock of old She bent and deepthroated it to my balls That slut was really quite bold Sucking and licking she wouldn’t stop Not that I wanted her to My dick kept growing so hard and long Until cum from inside it blew She went and lay upon my bed With my sperm running down her chin She spread her legs and then she said Her pussy licking better begin I drank her juices and made her cum But it didn’t end there Doggie style we both enjoyed On the bed, floor and everywhere
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12/16/2009 12:11 pm |
WALKIN' ROUND IN WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR __________________________________ (to be sung to "Walkin' In A Winter Wonderland") Lacy things -- the wife is missin', Didn't ask -- her permission, I'm wearin' her clothes, Her silk pantyhose, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear. In the store -- there's a teddy, Little straps -- like spaghetti, It holds me so tight, Like handcuffs at night, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear. In the office there's a guy named Melvin, He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Whoa, Man!" "Let's wait until our wives are out of town!" Later on, if you wanna, We can dress -- like Madonna, Put on some eyeshade, And join the parade, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear! Lacy things... missin', Didn't ask... permission, Wearin' her clothes, Her silk pantyhose, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!
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12/16/2009 11:45 am |
All I Want For Christmas Beautiful lights everywhere Me in some sexy underwear Blue, Pink, Yellow, or Red I want a man that gives great head Licking my pussy like never before As soon as i open up that pink little door I want him to do a whole lot more Entering me with a stiff hard dick Fucking me like we are making a flick
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12/16/2009 11:29 am |
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[to the tune of "Let It Snow"] Her hair’s amber and she’s delightful, her ass so tight it’s almost frightful, and she doesn’t like to say no, What a ho! What a ho! What a ho! She doesn’t show signs of pausing, on my lap she’s grind’ and popping, then she’ll push my face down low, What a ho! What a ho! What a ho! When her friend comes to say goodnight, having made herself wet with some porn. You bare her ass and take a bite, Suddenly my hard-on’s re-born. All three bodies are bump and grinding, and our passion’s almost blinding, but since you love it when I call you so, What a ho! What a ho! What a ho!
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12/16/2009 6:29 am |
i saw mummy sucking santa clause, underneath the mistletoe so bright she didnt see me creep, downstairs to have a peep she thought that i was tuck up in my bedroom masturbate oh what a shock it would have been, if daddy would only see mummy sucking santa clauseeeeeeee last night
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to the toon of good king wencelas Good queen wencel-arse last porked out on the feast of stephen, When his ass was hanging out, deep and wet and steaming... Brightly shone the cock that night, thought the ass was luuuubed, When stud man came in sight gathering all the seeeeeeemen. So wencel-arse he held on tight,as though his days were numbered, poor damn sod he was a sight, thought he had been buggered, When the stud man turned around,he saw his wifes feet, Stud man had buggered them both up, on this xmas eeeeeeeeeve    The Fox.
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12/16/2009 12:08 am |
(O Little Town of Bethlehem) Oh, humongous cock how you'd make my world rock If you'd let me polish your knob tonight Oh humongous cock how you'd make my world rock To bring along a diesel cock Bud surely would be alright Oh, humongous cock how you'd make my world rock If I could dine on you and taste the nectar from your stiff hose Oh, humongous cock how you'd make my world rock As Diesel Cock burrows up my ample ass ,strikes a rodeo pose then discharges all his might Oh, humongous cock how you'd make my world rock As you plunge the magic wand into the depths of my delight and the diesel's bodacious stick and succulent fruit are being warmed and suckled out of sight As the heat rises to a feverous pitch I whisper into their ears My fondest hopes and dreams throughout the years Tho I know you fornicated and fondled best you could, "I still long to be sandwedged by none other than Tiger Woods!"
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Barbie the Nympho ( sung to “Frosty the Snowman) Barbie the Nympho had a very slick wet hole With perky tits and a sweet round ass And a hunger for hard cocks Barbie the Nympho was insatiable they say She was made of dreams but her suitors Know how she came to life one day There must have been some magic in that Old brass bell they rang For when they clanged it twice She began to fuck around Barbie the Nympho Felt alive as she could be And the Swingers say she could suck and fuck With you, with them and me Thumpety Hump-Hump Thumpety Hump-Hump Look at Barbie go Thumpety Hump-Hump Thumpety Hump-Hump On and on she goes Barbie the Nympho knew her cunt was hot that day So she said, shove it in and we’ll have some fun Now before you melt away Down to the Marina with hard dicks in her hand Sucking here and there all around the boat Saying Fuck me all you men! She led them from the couch to bed and right up to the rail When she felt one slammed up deep inside She began to moan and wail For Barbie the Nympho was on a mission that fine day Then she waved her tush saying won’t you try To fuck me more this day Thumpety Hump-Hump Thumpety Hump-Hump Look at Barbie go Thumpety Hump-Hump Thumpety Hump-Hump On and on she goes
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1 post 12/15/2009 9:35 pm |
Sing these lyrics like you would sing jingle Bells, snuck in to my room, like a cat watching a mouse. she had a clit ring in her pussy, and a dildo in her mouth. she laid down on my bed and said what do you think. I looked between her legs about the time her asshole winked. OHHHHHH, Stuck it in, stuck it in, Her ass all the way forced it in, slid it out, and stuck it in her mouth, ohhhhh stuck it in stuck it in her ass all the way forced it in and slid it out and blew my cum wad in her mouth. second verse faster than the first.
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12/15/2009 9:18 pm |
Naughty Wonderland Sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland Glittered breasts...they are a glistenin. Ladies Moan....are ya listenin. It's a beautiful sight...Walkin tonite... Walkin in a naughty wonderland. In the chatrooms you can be a freak..man All the hotties with their bods so tight. On the IM you can see their...curves man. It's such a horny person's sex delight! Gold and Sil..ver members smiling At all the folks...they are profiling. It's a beautiful sight.....Walkin tonite In Passion.com's perfect naughty wonderland!
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