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On the twelfth day of BlogMas my true love gave to me  

keithcancook 67M
7834 posts
12/7/2015 11:43 pm
On the twelfth day of BlogMas my true love gave to me
Hello ! Gather round for for a holiday sing-a-long with keithcancook. Now, take a deep breath, and let's get it out in one try...

On the twelfth day of BlogMas my true love gave to me

Twelve glitches glitching
Eleven friends a-fighting
Ten pics gone missing
Nine bots a-bothering
Eight gripers griping
Seven bloggers leaving
Six fakes a-faking
Five penis pix
Four Latin mails
Three French friends
Two blockers blocked

And a cook in a Venting Blog post. Ha!

blog on!
Furbal1972 52M
18571 posts
12/7/2015 11:57 pm

 Oh goodness.

Make it stop. . . . MAKE IT STOP!

It's in my head now.

..... Ya know?
You're making it awful hard for me to go all "ba-humbug" this season.
Read my diary Journal of a Taxi Driver for taxi stories and pictures of flowers and trees.


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
12/8/2015 12:09 am
    Quoting Furbal1972:
    Oh goodness.

    Make it stop. . . . MAKE IT STOP!

    It's in my head now.

    ..... Ya know?
    You're making it awful hard for me to go all "ba-humbug" this season.
Ha! The Torture Never Stops...


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
12/8/2015 12:25 am
    Quoting  :


!ettennA sknahT


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
12/8/2015 1:13 am

Love it.

Sang it through twice.


s2ndegree 65M
9800 posts
12/8/2015 3:17 am

 You sound a lot like Andy Williams!

Andy:you give me those drugs Claudine!

Claudine:Andy!!!!Spyder was showing me his
30-06 and it just went off in his face.
Andy?drugs are all gone!
Using more than all the road!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/8/2015 3:39 am
That's much better than the original!


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
12/8/2015 6:14 am

 Keith sure can cook up some funny stuff.

Cook on
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


GB_Cple 73M/62F  
3118 posts
12/8/2015 6:28 am

 That will probably be going around in my head for days now,


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
12/8/2015 7:46 am

 I'll drink to that.
Become a member now and get a free tote bag.


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
12/8/2015 8:24 am

 this was great..love it..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
12/8/2015 11:12 am
    Quoting marysia4u:


    Love it.

    Sang it through twice.

I know that it wasn't you who was off key, but if not you... who?

blog on!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
12/8/2015 11:13 am
    Quoting  :
I heard you. Even before the music started!

blog on!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
12/8/2015 11:14 am
    Quoting s2ndegree:
    You sound a lot like Andy Williams!

    Andy:you give me those drugs Claudine!

    Claudine:Andy!!!!Spyder was showing me his
    30-06 and it just went off in his face.
    Andy?drugs are all gone!
Dang! I was shooting for Mitch Miller...


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
12/8/2015 11:18 am
    Quoting yellowflower56:
    Nice.....thank you for our song,that rings so true for all of us!!! Your very talented Keith, what other gifts can you give us??
I dunno, did you ever check this one out? Jingle Sex It is full of TV nostalgia. (and other stuff, too)

blog on!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
12/8/2015 11:19 am

 You are too kind, my friend.

blog on!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
12/8/2015 11:20 am
    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Keith sure can cook up some funny stuff.

    Cook on
The kitchen is always open, my friend.

blog on!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
12/8/2015 11:23 am
    Quoting GB_Cple:
    That will probably be going around in my head for days now, /:>
One of the many pitfalls of a visit to The Venting Blog. Thanks for suffering.

blog on!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
12/8/2015 11:25 am

 Pass the apple juice.

blog on!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
12/8/2015 11:26 am
    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    this was great..love it..
It was your post that got me thinking of this. Thanks for being my muse again.

blog on!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
12/8/2015 11:27 am
    Quoting  :
Thanks Lala! It's always nice to see you here in The Venting Blog.

blog on!


lindoboy100 61M  
23969 posts
12/9/2015 10:40 am

Well dun McKeith, ye'rea genius man!


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
12/11/2015 2:57 pm

 ha ha good one hugs V
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JudeL5 53M
1629 posts
12/19/2015 7:01 pm

 That's the Blogmas spirit!!!!
WAIT? there is Blog Mass? I haven't been in years!?


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
12/21/2015 2:53 pm

 ha ha Keith very good hugsssssss V loved it!
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