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Excited at the Gym?  

wittywoman 54F
779 posts
10/27/2009 6:43 pm
Excited at the Gym?

Okay I’ll admit it, I’m a terrible runner. I mean my 9 year old could outrun me on the open field! But I am athletic. If I’m standing out in left field and you hit pop a fly ball anywhere in the vicinity I’m there like a shot. I hate running unless there is a real purpose, a play to be made or a ball caught.

But I can’t be out on the field whenever I want so I end up at the gym forcing myself to run on the treadmill like a hamster. Going nowhere and completely aware of it. I try to distract myself with music and to some extent a great tune could take my mind off of what I’m doing enough for me to keep doing it. But when the music stops or a lousy song comes on I realize how much my body does not want to run anymore.

That’s when it hit me… I’m really running for sex, right? I mean not just to look better but to have the stamina I want, keep my heart in good shape ‒ all that. So why isn’t sex what I have in my ipod? I mean where would your mind go if you had the sounds of orgasms and such going through your headphones. Your mind sure wouldn’t be on the treadmill you are running on, I can tell you that. Before you know it all the Kenyan’s running next to you would be eating dust and wondering why you were smiling so much!

Want me to enjoy working out ‒ put porn in my gym!
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leegs699 58M
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10/27/2009 7:04 pm

 I have been working out for 30 years. And I'm still as horny as I was when I was younger. They say working out keeps your sex drive up Don't ever stop working out!!

Happy Halloween


wittywoman replies on 10/27/2009 9:10 pm:
Yeah but what really keeps my sex drive going is

MORE SEX!!

That'll do it - and it gives a great workout too!!

husboredshare 60M
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10/27/2009 7:24 pm

 LOL....yes we're all exercising for sex or better sex...LOL


wittywoman replies on 10/27/2009 9:13 pm:
Well maybe also to compensate for not having sex? Ok - you got me!

Pleasureunice 55M
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10/27/2009 7:25 pm

 Working out and eating right clears our minds and keeps our bodies working in top condition for whatever we may come our way


wittywoman replies on 10/27/2009 9:15 pm:
Yeah but its not as fun if you can't score points, goals, baskets or well....
just plain score!

I still do it, its just not as fun.

enots32082 68M
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10/28/2009 6:33 am

 Porn in gyms??? I think you're on to something. Imagine the steamroom activities. *smile*


wittywoman replies on 10/29/2009 4:59 am:
Imagining what goes on in steam rooms is what got me on to this idea in the first place!!

I'm thiking this would be a great marketing ploy. Local Discreet Affairs should team up with Bailey's Gym....

Finally I can get excited about working out!

zandigal 59F
13016 posts
10/29/2009 3:19 am

 grand idea!
i can think of a couple visuals that would keep me running on that thang.. lol
Respond to every call that excites Your Spirit
~Rumi

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wittywoman replies on 10/29/2009 5:02 am:
Indeed, distraction is the only way to go! Maybe I'd finally get to the point where I can run a 5K. Wouldn't all the charities who have runs benefit from this?!

iwant2lickuthere 56M
3537 posts
10/29/2009 6:52 pm

 I dunno about that. Well, from the female stand point it's probably not so bad. But a guy? Running with a hard on? What if his shorts are too tight? That may hurt. Then it starts bobbing along to the rythm that your going at. That could be distracting for everyone in the area. It might put somebodys eye out!


wittywoman replies on 10/29/2009 7:37 pm:
he he he... I thought of that. Look at it this way: if a woman is listening to porn and running alongside you, looks over and your raging hard on catches her eye - well you could get an entirely different kind of workout!!! She'd take you down right there! Now that wouldn't be so bad, would it?

enots32082 68M
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10/30/2009 5:08 pm

 I'll join Bailey's


wittywoman replies on 10/30/2009 8:07 pm:
Watch a few of those pole dancing classes (of course they name them something more tame) - you'll be glad you joined!

iwant2lickuthere 56M
3537 posts
10/31/2009 10:02 am

 But what if while the guy is running along. Very excitedly and the damn crotch of his shorts hits the 'right' spot? Now he's ejaculating all over in his shorts, staggers, falls and is shot off the treadmill. Granted that make a great funny video. I think I'll stick to the elliptical instead.


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