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Aggresive Playing... Bring on the Innuendos!!
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Aggresive Playing... Bring on the Innuendos!! Wonder what chirping here today? My brain happens to be focused on Poker today. Poker? Yup… is there really any card game more full of sexual innuendos? Games like 5 and 7 card STUD, where in a straight the Queen is usually flanked by TWO men, and sometimes the ladies are wild, I mean ‒ c’mon the game is built for sex! And face it; you aren’t often invited to play “strip bridge” are you? But my particular favorite game is Texas Hold ‘em. I have watched this game for years, studied it and even predicted some of the stars moves before they made them. This has always been a predominantly male activity, I know. I’ve seen a few women make names for themselves but I ‒ now listen up ‒ I have the secret to winning. Oh yes… I have been formulating this for quite some time. You see in a game like no-limit Hold ‘em you are playing the other players as much as the cards, maybe more. Sometimes players are defensive with their strategy. They keep their eyes behind sunglasses or something else to make sure nobody can read their reactions. Some are more on the aggressive side. They do whatever they can to distract the other players from their thought process. Most talk, some even start arguments or likewise. The women who have made it to the final televised tables have been trying to make sure they set a good example for others to follow them. They have yet to really explore the distraction technique. That’s where my secret comes in. I’m going to use the sexual innuendo card to its fullest extent (so to speak). If a player might have two face cards I could describe what a great threesome I had the night before, or when one player is staring me down trying to read my reactions I’ll just ask them to rip my clothes off for real instead of doing it with only their eyes. Of course if the flop happens to contain two Queens I could discuss the two ladies that were just revealed on the soft felt of the table before us all. Or even better I’ll just reach under the table and crab their cock. I mean the game is called Texas Hold ‘em; I might as well HOLD ‘EM! Some of these guys are really smart. I think the only way I’m going to be able to win is if I make the blood go to the wrong head for my opponents. I wonder if they’d be sore losers after all that or if they’d want to play me again? Hmmmm… For the record, I haven’t actually sat down and played Texas Hold ‘em for real yet(only online). Wanna be there when I do? Hear my brain work when you check out the Cricket's Chirp |
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holy hell, Witty... even I want to be there when you do! lol i love the way you think... Respond to every call that excites Your Spirit ~Rumi  ..
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When you said poker, I thought Poke Her. My mind always seems to slip that way. Would you like a raise? No thanks I've got one, or yes please I'm only half way there. I'm all in, takes on a completly new context now that I think of it. Hmm.. Where the mind wanders when in the shower...
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... such a cool topic by a fun personality. Pleased to meet you. You are indeed clever. I am known by your friend Zandigal (though she mysteriously disappeared off my friends list and her testimonial suddenly vanished from my profile ... she better come back! Intercede for me witty one! ) So here, for your entertainment -- and to expand on your topic, is an excerpt from my story entitled "UNREADABLE" (an unfortunate name for a story, yes? ) ... but maybe you will see why that title has bearing: " ... There is more to poker than luck, there is more to it than technical mastery. It is combat with another human being. Psychological warfare. The cards are just a metaphor between you. You have to understand that. If you don’t realize that you are a primitive warrior facing down a physical adversary, one who must be crushed and dominated mentally, you will never win at poker. At least not in any big way. Your opponent wants to know how you feel. How you feel about the cards in your hand. He needs to know how you feel about the cards you think are in HIS hand. It’s complex, emotional, and it determines everything about what he will do next. “Feelings” will ultimately determine who survives this. No, he can’t see your cards (unless you’re careless), but he can see YOU. Professionals wear dark sunglasses and big-brimmed hats a lot of the time. It’s not a fashion statement. It’s concealment -- makes them tough to read. They think. Hah. I don’t need to see much of your face at all to learn what you are thinking. And I am not psychic (boy, I only WISH that stuff worked). Sometimes it takes most of the evening before the messages come in loud and clear. But they do. And I will beat you. Most of what I pick up from a human face is what we all pick up ‒ we are born with the instinctive ability to focus and learn about a person this way. Fresh newborns, wet and squirmy, look you straight in the face and lock onto your eyes. It’s nature. And it’s a tool. Like any tool, or weapon, it can be used for good or evil. I use it to take your money. Legally -- if we happen to be in a casino ... " -- Edge See: Your Ultimate autoreply [blog Edge357]
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