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Jump My Bones Please....
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Jump My Bones Please.... Okay so I’ve been keeping a bit of a secret. Yup ‒ me… no really! I have a hip problem that makes me feel ancient. For those in the know it is an SI joint issue. Essentially my hip bone likes to get stuck and thus push against my tailbone. This is not a constant thing. In fact I have gotten pretty good at determining what makes it happen ‒ a little twist while leaning or bending a certain way. The funny part is when it happens it makes one of my legs shorter than the other until I can get it fixed. The day before Thanksgiving I did something, I’m not sure what and I felt it ‒ BAD. In fact during Thanksgiving day when everyone was standing around talking, they were standing around me as I was lying on the floor trying not to be in pain while holding a conversation with those above me. Might as well serve the food on my body, I apparently make a good table! I really did have a bigger point to this. My Chiropractor has fit me in tomorrow. He usually pulls out my bone (though not his own) three times over a week’s period and that sets me right. In the meantime though I am in pain. Some moments are worse than others and like an idiot I wore heels to work today. So now I’m really paying for it. So let me elaborate on my Chiropractor. He likes to walk behind me and watch me walk. He says he can see a difference in my walk when I’m right. Sure….. The first visit he did a full work up which included his standing behind me and holding my hips while telling me to bend at the waist without bending my knees. Purely scientific, I’m sure…. He likes to have me lay face down on this table that is so obviously built for sex. Each appendage can be moved by adjusting one part or another of the table. The middle section (under the hips) can be dropped or raised depending on what move he’s making and if he jumps on my hips he can set the machine to push me back against him! Like jumping my bones is work to him, sure….. Sometimes in order to find where exactly I’m stuck he needs to spend some time poking around my ass; gently of course… While I’m lying face down he likes to place himself between my legs, put my feet on each side of his hips and pull me in a jerking motion. If I didn’t hold on guess where my crotch would hit when I went flying? Then, while I’m still face down he will often pull in the opposite direction, from my armpits like he’s pulling my face into his crotch… Then after all that I’m told to lay very still while receiving a warm massage to relax my muscles. Who am I to complain? The problem is, when I leave his office I am always incredibly horny and incredibly in pain. I often sleep on the floor for the night. So how on earth am I to enjoy this sexual awakening if my body wants to play elderly and decrepit for the night? Do you think he does it this to me on purpose? Oooooh do you think he knows how sexual his little act is and how horny it makes me? Hear my brain work when you check out the Cricket's Chirp |
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I would love to give you a follow up exam after you leave his office!
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This is just one of the many possibilities. Sometimes when we experience pain it releases endorphins which makes us feel aroused. So when you leave the office yes your in pain but it feels good or makes you horny because of the release of the endorphins. Hugs, John We have two lives, and the second begins when we realise we have only one - Confucious
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It would be fun to meet you after your chiropractor visits. *smile* I have the same issue with my hip and know exactly what you are talking about. I too, can usually "fix" it myself. Yoga helps too.
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I'm sure he does but he's a professional!  I'm sorry to hear about your pain my dear. I can't believe that SUCH an awesome and sexy looking pair of legs can be causing you such agony. It should be exactly the other way around damnit. Ol Tazzerman PROMISES to be gentle.. -tm
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Do you think he does it this to me on purpose? Oooooh do you think he knows how sexual his little act is and how horny it makes me? hopefully he bills the insurance company and not You. lol if you end up needing a neurosurgeon, like i did... i have the man for ya... omg, do i have the man for you. lol Respond to every call that excites Your Spirit ~Rumi  ..
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On purpose, you ask? I'm sure he does. And all in the name of medicine to boot. I'm wondering if check and see if he has a little wood going on when you're both done.
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12/4/2009 4:31 pm |
What to do.......what to do???????? Glad your still here!
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I would love to help with the stress after your visit. >>!
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I'm sure he is aware of the impact  Many years ago (actually the year was 1990) I was in a horrible car wreck (you know it's bad when there is nothing left of your car and the paramedics, firemen & police keep asking "where is the body? who took the body?" when they are referencing the car that got hit and it is yours..) they told me I need spinal surgery ~ there was no way that was happening (ok, cut me, take anything you want, but don't mess with the spine) I was referred to a chiropractor...OMG what a hottie, I think it was good that I didn't feel much below my waist when I met him...or I may not have been able to contain myself.. so 5 days a week I was subjected to the table and his hands for 9 months...then I graduated to 3 days a week...in the interim we chatted and I started helping out in some charity work he was spearheading....I mean, he was the only thing I had time for during this recovery period.. About 1 1/2 years down the road I was progressing well with treatment and had managed to escape the need for surgery.. was soon to be in "maintenance mood".... after a charity function he invited a bunch of us to his place..and well.....somehow...we ended up alone and he gave me quite the 1 on 1 workout...took the kinks right out of my back... (I know it's bad to say, that breached dr/patient "rules"...but..he caught me completely by surprise, and I couldn't resist.. Since it was outside of any office related visit and afterwards we had a good discussion, we decided we were OK with this).. So, I left with a smile and we enjoyed good banter for the remaining time I was his patient... and yes, I'd recommend him Captivate my mind...and who knows what will follow. Discover more of my ramblings at [blog geysergirl] 
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