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Blogs > wittywoman > Cricket's Chirp

Something new to toy with!  

wittywoman 54F
779 posts
3/16/2010 7:51 pm
Something new to toy with!
A few weeks ago I had a few hours without my . It is indeed a rare occurrence and I wanted to take full advantage of it. Did I call up some unknown AFFer for a little roll in the hay? No. Did I come on to some stranger in a parking lot and provide him a little auto eroticism? No. Instead I went out and met up with my new best friend.

Let me tell you about my new best friend. My friend is flawless, absolutely beautiful. In great shape without any work to get there too! Whereas I might be jealous, my friend is unassuming about that beauty; does not flaunt it or wave it around like a flag. My friend is there for me whenever needed and sometimes just for a quick moment. There is no need to reciprocate; feelings don�t get hurt if I ignore my friend for a bit so I need not worry if I get too busy to pay attention. Easy going, fun and entertaining, my friend can make me relax & smile with just a thought or a memory. So though I didn�t have a great sexual encounter with some new guy, I did meet this friend so that I could have soooo much more!

Meet my new best friend:



See? Give me a couple of free hours and it's off to Adam & Eve I go! So should it have a name?
Hear my brain work when you check out the Cricket's Chirp
oldirtybacchus 103M
9536 posts
3/16/2010 8:40 pm

 So you haven't got around to the ODB engraving yet?
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wittywoman replies on 3/17/2010 3:06 pm:
Been a little busy using it! The engraver might keep it for like a whole hour - what would I do?!?

Extramist 66M
14079 posts
3/16/2010 8:50 pm

 That is a fairly unique shape with several interesting formations on it. Have you had the opportunity to try every aspect of it as yet?
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wittywoman replies on 3/17/2010 3:07 pm:
Oooooooh yeah... I'd call it my lover but then I'd have to make it breakfast or something!

Regularguy1845 66M
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1003 posts
3/17/2010 5:37 am

 Well, I think you should call him RG. You could make a cut out of me and stash it under your bed and when the time is right, you could take us out and play with us. But that's just one guy's opinion....

RG


wittywoman replies on 3/17/2010 3:10 pm:
Oh, does that mean YOU don't want to be stashed under my bed? You'd rather a cardboard cutout be there when needed?

enots32082 68M
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79 posts
3/17/2010 10:35 am

 Kunda is his name.


wittywoman replies on 3/17/2010 3:13 pm:
Kunda? Ummm, I'm stumped. Been trying to figure that one out and I'm not getting anywhere. Kunda?

tazzerman2000 66M
18912 posts
3/17/2010 11:01 am

 That is some SERIOUS looking equipment there my dear. Are you SURE you know how to operate it correctly? I MIGHT have to come by and give you a few 'pointers', show you the ropes so to speak. -tm
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wittywoman replies on 3/17/2010 3:14 pm:
Oh yes indeed I do know how to use it! Wanna come over and see?!?

enots32082 68M
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79 posts
3/17/2010 5:26 pm

 Kunda......kundalini, as in the coiled serpent. *smile*


wittywoman replies on 3/17/2010 6:21 pm:
Only slightly coiled but provides LOTS of energy!!!

ironman2769 58M  
12877 posts
3/17/2010 6:24 pm

 Thats what an interesting instrument of pleasure......would I like to see......YES.. But I could settle for simply hearing....
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wittywoman replies on 3/17/2010 6:44 pm:
It plays me you know. And it knows every note and tune I can reach.

If you put your ear next to it would you hear its use through time I wonder? Would you hear the first orgasm it brought me to? I wonder if it has that type of memory...

Regularguy1845 66M
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1003 posts
3/18/2010 5:20 am
    Quoting Regularguy1845:
    Well, I think you should call him RG. You could make a cut out of me and stash it under your bed and when the time is right, you could take us out and play with us. But that's just one guy's opinion....

    RG
Being the practical person that I am, I suggested the cut out. If I was there all of the time, I would be on top of the bed. Whether or not I was on top or you were would probably change from time to time...

RG


wittywoman replies on 3/18/2010 6:22 pm:
Ohhh practicality, that's where the suggestion came from.... now I see.

Well now my pussy lives under my bed. You might want to reconsider!!

iwant2lickuthere 56M
3537 posts
3/29/2010 4:03 pm

 Geoff. I think you should name your friend Geoff. Sounds rather masculine and ryhmes with YES YES YES!!! Pity my name isn't Geoff.


wittywoman replies on 3/29/2010 7:12 pm:
Oh, you mean like Geoffrey.

I wanna be a Toys r' us kid!!

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