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You mean all first dates aren't like this?
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You mean all first dates aren't like this? I promised a fellow blogger a telling of a WTFWIT (What the fuck was I thinking) sexual moment from my life. Brace yourselves; I can really be pretty stupid on occasion. So picture this if you will. My date and I, after a fine dinner, decide to take a walk around the lake. The restaurant is the only thing open, it�s quite deserted and mostly dark. Stop 1: approximately � of the way around the lake we stop, kiss passionately and grope wildly. He grabs my ass, I grab his cock (isn�t that the normal course of action?). Oops, need to stop. Family walking past on their way to the nearby hotel. Ho� hum�. Walking again.  Stop 2: Ooooh look, a pavilion with a nice tall desk that has stool behind it. Nobody�s here, it�s dark and deserted. What a perfect place to strip down and have my date go down on me (his idea). WTFWIT!?! Oh I know, let�s switch and I go down on him. Quick check- still dark, still nobody around so I get some �down� time of my own. Well naturally since we�ve gotten each other so damned horny let�s just fuck. I face the stool and he suits up behind me when �Hey I think we�re being watched�. I look up to see a shadow just outside the museum in front of us. Funny how the shadow�s midsection keeps moving back and forth. Gosh it kinda looks like a guy jacking off while watching us. Guess we�ll just quickly duck under the desk here and try to get our pants back on. We can slink out and walk away like we�re innocent of whatever he thought we were doing. Do we decide we are acting like fools and go home? No, we keep walking.  Stop 3: Another pavilion. This one has some lighting to it and a few people walking by to get to their cars. Surely we can behave ourselves here, right? Sure; does behaving include a mutual grope fest leading up to his hands lifting my shirt and bra so he can suck on my nipples? Some passerby got a nice look at my rack unintentionally before we could recover our composure and move along.  Stop 4: A picnic table in a dark spot down by the water where nobody will go. Perfect. He sat on the table, me on the bench and he was kind enough to share his human lollipop with me. Oh I had him, I had him good. I was having a phallic dessert of my own right there. So why did that couple have to decide to walk along the water? Dammit, we were having fun! Put Mr. Happy away and pretend like we are just sitting together so sweetly. Awwww�.  Horny, frustrated and craving we make it back to the very well lit and very full parking lot. Arrangements are made for a more private event between the two of us soon. He walks me to my car and puts me in but then�. Stop 5: He�s not done with me yet. Determined to give me an orgasm before I leave he turns me in my seat, and kneels on the asphalt in front of my soaking wet pussy. His attack is slow and steady and building well. And I�m so close to the edge I can barely stand it. He decides he wants to climb on and go for a ride but look! There just happens to be two guys standing outside their car near mine and they are watching it all unfold. WTFWIT???? Another quick dress maneuver, a kiss goodnight and exchange of thanks, a nice friendly wave to the audience and we each drive away back to our own homes.  Ummm yup � I really did this. And yeah, I can�t believe it either. I didn�t even act like that when I was a ! I guess once I hit 39 I felt the need to make up for what I didn�t do in my youth. Hear my brain work when you check out the Cricket's Chirp |
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 Excellent post!!!! Well done!!! You still got it All are welcome to an audience with The Magnificent One oldirtybacchus
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Bet you'd do it all over again if you get the chance.... Click Here To Read A Hot Erotic Story: When A Woman Meets A Stranger Part 1 of 4
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a whole new meaning for "make up sex"... LOVE IT!! and the WTFWIT thing... thankfully you weren't.. Respond to every call that excites Your Spirit ~Rumi  ..
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What you had was multiple WTFWIT rolled into one massive one.. LOVE it isn't it so true that when the hormones are raging that we're always looking for that "next best spot".. as for me, I too, had more WTFWIT moments when I was older, rather than younger..wonder what that is about? Captivate my mind...and who knows what will follow. Discover more of my ramblings at [blog geysergirl] 
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btw, I linked your post since came back to read it again and, now that I think about it, I want another WTFWIT night! LOL Captivate my mind...and who knows what will follow. Discover more of my ramblings at [blog geysergirl]
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Too funny!! Seems like that lake was a pretty "busy" place. Isn't that just the way it goes sometimes........ you think you have it all to yourself and then something catches your eye and you realize that you have company. Depending on the situation, it may or may not matter...
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5/23/2010 11:09 am |
i'm not sure i understand why there had to be any more stops after stop #2. at least you could have claimed to have had a threesome.
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5/23/2010 3:41 pm |
My last two lovers were 40-ish. I've never had such incredible sex! What can I say..... we know how to fuck! Lance Link Secret Chimp 
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5/23/2010 7:54 pm |
Yeah, and we get away with more because we don't let our guilty conscious bother us either! Lance Link Secret Chimp
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That must have been some night. It reminds me of a time when I was on a date with a young lady. Walked the whole mall area parking lot, just talking. Then a quick kiss led to a quick grope which led to a great time in her car. Thankfully we got to get back together once more before I had to leave the area.
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