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Kibbles 'N Bits  

WhyWomenHateMen 40M
226 posts
8/23/2013 4:16 pm
Kibbles 'N Bits


Here kitty, kitty!

Is your kitty kitty hungry? I' m Leonard, and I have just what she likes, kibbles & bits. Satisfaction guaranteed. Good for all breeds and ages, while supplies last, at no cost to you. Not available for dogs.

For those of you who think I just sit down in my fine velvet smoking jacket and corn cob pipe and just belt these things out, well, your silly little hypothesis couldn't be any further from the truth. At the WWHM Headquarters, we actually do research.

What kind of research you ask?

Well, something seemed wrong with this ad. Something besides the fact that it was placed by a bow-backed, octogenarian Australopithecus that reeked of month-old lunch meat, mothballs, and a sack of expired carrots.

No, we seem to remember that Kibbles n' Bits wasn't made for cats. In fact, it was made for dogs.

And, according to their website, Kibbles n' Bits aims to provide high-quality proteins for muscle growth, rich fibers for solid stool expulsion, and fats designed for healthier skin and fur.

Hmmm. Maybe you should eat that fucking bag, Leonard.
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smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
8/23/2013 7:08 pm

 Good research! Take that, Leonard!


kukoocock 54M
5836 posts
8/26/2013 4:00 am

 fetch Leonard.


There are two kinds of light, the glow that illuminates & the glare that obscures. James Thurber


stormyroses 40F
1620 posts
9/7/2013 9:39 pm

 I was going to make some remark about having sleek glossy fur, but frankly I'm just too skeeved to even try.

I'm more the Cheshire variety, anyway.
Do not seek an external refuge, but be a light unto yourself.

"Be the change you want to see."

HalfNekkid Wednesday Peekaboo


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