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Blogs > Captainsbabygirl > Baby Girl

What the perfect woman would say  

Captainsbabygirl 50F
4328 posts
8/4/2013 5:28 am
What the perfect woman would say

* I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.

* Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

* I'm bored. Let's shave my little kitty, you big lion king!

* Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome!

* God..if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!

* I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?

* You're so sexy when you're hungover.

* I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.

* Let's subscribe to Hustler.

* Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?

* Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.

* I'll be out painting the house.

* I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too.

* Honey, our new neighbor's are nude sunbathing again, come see!

* I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

* No, no ... I'll take the car to have the oil changed.

* Your mother did a great job raising you.

* Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy yourself new clubs.

* I understand fully...our anniversary comes every year. You go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever.

* Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?

* Not the mall again! Come on let's go to that new strip joint!

* Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8.

* You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.

* That was a great fart! Do another one!

* I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for you...
Biunicorn
BiPlay007 63M/50F
9 posts
8/4/2013 5:47 am

 Wow, you do sound like the perfect woman/wife.


cozzycouple 66M/66F  
588 posts
8/4/2013 5:55 am

 Luckily I have read them as Iknow I will never hear them at all, but the last one I think could come true (hope hope hope)


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