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Rant of the Day - Socks  

New2Midlo 54M
669 posts
1/13/2015 2:27 pm

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1/14/2015 5:35 am
Rant of the Day - Socks

The most thought provoking, titillating topic of the day - socks. My question is why on God's green earth I can't buy a pack of blue socks where all three pair are identical???? But nooooo....you'll get three different pairs, including one you wouldn't wear to change to scoop out a septic tank, it's so ugly.

And you know damned well that one of those new socks will make a break for sock heaven, whether it be in the recesses of the dryer or behind a piece of furniture. But instead of having two pair left, with a reserve, you've got two pair and an orphan bastard of a sock that you'll have to put out of its misery.

I'd ask the question of who thought this was a good idea but I know the answer. The sock manufacturer! It's a win win for them. They move the ugly styles that the boss's in law ordered. Plus, they know that smart guys like me will order two packs to ensure they have backups. Well, no more, I'm taking a footwear stand!

Oh, I do have more important things on my mind than socks but I just got done ordering some and decided to vent.

Now you get off my lawn!

demonicsexkitten 49F
10694 posts
1/13/2015 3:52 pm

 Once upon a time I had found online an "Orphaned Sock Exchange" where you would mail clean orphan socks to somebody on the list in hopes that eventually the poor things would find a mate lol.


New2Midlo replies on 1/13/2015 5:33 pm:
My orphans stay in my sock drawer in the hopes that their mates will one day return. I guess that defines me as an optimist.

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