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A Stinkbug Horror Story
A Stinkbug Horror Story I was tired, this morning, when I first pulled myself out of bed. Rubbing the sleep out of my eyes, I stumbled into the kitchen and started setting up the Kureg to make myself a cup of coffee. Pop! I had backed up a step to throw the old coffee pod into the trash when I heard a loud popping sound from beneath my bare foot. Glancing down, I saw a a glob of green liquid on the floor about four inches from my heel. "What the hell??" Trying to figure out where it came from, I picked up my right foot and glanced under it. "Oh my God! Ew!! Oh my God!! Ew!" on the floor, right before my very eyes, was a squished stink bug, leg side up. I had managed not NOT notice this stink bug on the floor in my kitchen but I had also managed step on with my bare feet and NOT NOTICE I had done so! Every part of me wanted wither up and die as I cleaned up the crime scene with a paper towel. I may need some therapy for this one! Happy Thursday! |
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Oh the poor little bug all it's wanted was a warm place to stay during the winter and now you killed the little stinker. What will it's family think ,friends say day gone away Even the cat don't have a friend to play with now .
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This I found on Google it may help. What attracts and kills stink bugs? A simple combination of hot water, dish soap, and white vinegar is suggested to be an effective "trap" for stink bugs. (Farm & Dairy recommends filling a spray bottle with 2 cups of hot water, 1 cup of white vinegar, and 1/2 cup dish soap, then spraying the bugs directly.)Feb. 7, 2020
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I just realized my outside lights were on.... I went and turned them off. I'm still getting used to how dark it is out here, after having lived in town for as long as I have, I've forgotten what it's like to not have a street light in the parking lot or even off in the distance.
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Thankfully we don't get stink bugs in the UK. I'm presuming they stink!
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To the stinkbug this must have seemed like a Godzilla movie. He's in a better place, now.
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may need some therapy for this one
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i would have barfed on it lol you are strong
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There are swarms of them this year..Hate them damn things..Yuck!
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How did you not have to evacuate the house due to the smell! I was petsitting at a house recently where the stinkbugs were like the flies in Amityville Horror... I got one on my shirt and flicked it off when I was taking their dogs out and when I came back inside I could have sworn it came in with me, the stink was still so strong! And I didn't even squish it!!
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Was comical as All Get Out; the time my cat got a-hold of one and batting at it with a paw and then it released the smell 😂🤣🤠
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Thankfully, we don't get them over here (at least I've never seen one?). It would certainly bug me if I stepped on one with my bare feet!
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You need a country cat not a city cat
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You need a country cat not a city cat Do you have any Primal Urges ... I do, please CUMHANDLEME and explore some of my naughty and nice Primal ... Urges with me !!!
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Thankfully, we don't get them over here (at least I've never seen one?). It would certainly bug me if I stepped on one with my bare feet!
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Was comical as All Get Out; the time my cat got a-hold of one and batting at it with a paw and then it released the smell 😂🤣🤠
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How did you not have to evacuate the house due to the smell! I was petsitting at a house recently where the stinkbugs were like the flies in Amityville Horror... I got one on my shirt and flicked it off when I was taking their dogs out and when I came back inside I could have sworn it came in with me, the stink was still so strong! And I didn't even squish it!!
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10/15/2021 5:35 am |
There are swarms of them this year..Hate them damn things..Yuck!
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10/15/2021 4:51 am |
i would have barfed on it lol you are strong
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may need some therapy for this one goodbuddy781
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10/15/2021 4:01 am |
To the stinkbug this must have seemed like a Godzilla movie. He's in a better place, now.
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Thankfully we don't get stink bugs in the UK. I'm presuming they stink!
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Your choices are simple; block every single hole, crevice, nook and cranny — that those tiny buggers can possibly be using as an entrance into your home. (*which may take a decade or two *) Plant ant and critter traps all over the place, to capture them. (*you'll need hundreds, at least.*) Obviously, carrying bug spray and a broom, on your person — at ALL times — is a given. Have you tried charming them out? 🤔 You know, with your smile? The last option for you, is to learn how to cohabitate with them. Didn't ya live with a guy... once? It's sorta like that, but you'll be totally ignoring each other. Hmmm... reminds me of the last few years with my EX. 🤔❗❗
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I need therapy after reading this!! Oh my gawd. Ew. Ew. Ewwww.
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Your choices are simple; block every single hole, crevice, nook and cranny — that those tiny buggers can possibly be using as an entrance into your home. (*which may take a decade or two *) Plant ant and critter traps all over the place, to capture them. (*you'll need hundreds, at least.*) Obviously, carrying bug spray and a broom, on your person — at ALL times — is a given. Have you tried charming them out? 🤔 You know, with your smile? The last option for you, is to learn how to cohabitate with them. Didn't ya live with a guy... once? It's sorta like that, but you'll be totally ignoring each other. Hmmm... reminds me of the last few years with my EX. 🤔❗❗ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I need therapy after reading this!! Oh my gawd. Ew. Ew. Ewwww. My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment
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