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How To Write A Fucking Profile... So That People Fucking Read It...๐Ÿ˜Žโ—  

anastasia666 46F
2231 posts
4/22/2021 9:37 pm

Bravo Paul,

Yet another winning Post. I have had some emails from a man who stated women do not read..and women do not seem to understand what this site is for..( ONLY SEX ) I tried to explain that is wrong and members come here for a variety of reasons. Men not reading profiles & Women not giving in to all men and their sexual demands are the # 1 complaints I keep hearing. I wish more male members would engage in blog reading so they would see what the best of our members share to make their fellow members laugh & Think.

Thank you for the much needed smile/laughs. I have changed my profile, updated it, etc...I think a lot of Us do..With words or photos.

Hugs,

Ana6

I done made the devil a deal
He made me pretty
He made me smart


PonyGirl1965 58F
22090 posts
4/22/2021 10:57 pm

You told me you were enjoying the daily pussy pics I've been sending!


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/22/2021 11:54 pm

Thanks. I used to work as a DJ back in the day. ๐Ÿ˜Žโ—โ—
What do you play after Stairway To Heaven? ๐Ÿค” lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/22/2021 11:55 pm

    Quoting flannel_light:
    I meant fuck. My fat fingers hit the wrong key's
No worries, I got it. Same thing happens to me. ๐Ÿ˜Š


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/22/2021 11:57 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    I don't necessarily have an issue with business folk, it's the guys who write saying "I'm in town for the night on business, want to come to my hotel room?" ๐Ÿ™„

    I'll admit, I don't get enough of those anymore for it to be truly bothersome.

    Here's a profile that might be even more discouraging:
    "Fat, tired old lady with disappearing libido, mostly here to stay in touch with blog friends." Only 16 words!
Classic! ๐Ÿ‘ lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Yep... Works for me! โ—โ—๐Ÿ˜Ž


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/22/2021 11:59 pm

    Quoting  :

Glad to provide a chuckle.
After I read that 20% stat, I realized that I'm one of those as well. Who knew? ๐Ÿค” lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/23/2021 12:03 am

    Quoting TicklePlease:
    Don't forget that that twenty-five characters are limited further by the ever popular (is it the html code or what?) & # 3 9 ; for each apostrophe in your opening. As such, your mouseover only reads through to "...during you" so the ever-important "fuck off" doesn't even get seen.
True , but it's 20 to 25! words, depending on their length. 122 characters in total. You can also check your own profile by copying and pasting into
https://wordcounter.net/or onto WORD.. application.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/23/2021 12:05 am

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    Damn, Tickle, yer killing me here!!

    What is it, twenty-five characters or twenty-five words? Or something in between?
It depends on your word length. It varies between 20 and 27. It's 122 characters.
You can check it out at by copying and pasting your text into...
https://wordcounter.net/

Or if you use Word, as your editor.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/23/2021 12:19 am

    Quoting anastasia666:
    Bravo Paul,

    Yet another winning Post. I have had some emails from a man who stated women do not read..and women do not seem to understand what this site is for..( ONLY SEX ) I tried to explain that is wrong and members come here for a variety of reasons. Men not reading profiles & Women not giving in to all men and their sexual demands are the # 1 complaints I keep hearing. I wish more male members would engage in blog reading so they would see what the best of our members share to make their fellow members laugh & Think.

    Thank you for the much needed smile/laughs. I have changed my profile, updated it, etc...I think a lot of Us do..With words or photos.

    Hugs,

    Ana6
Happy to provide the laughs.
AND, I'm providing a public service. โ—โ—๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/23/2021 12:21 am

    Quoting PonyGirl1965:
    You told me you were enjoying the daily pussy pics I've been sending!
I am and I do. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Keep sending them! โ—โ—๐Ÿ˜Ž


mc_justmc 63M

4/23/2021 4:07 am

Fresh coffee? I've been here 10 years and I've never seen any fresh coffee....


TicklePlease 56F  
13851 posts
4/23/2021 6:20 am

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    Damn, Tickle, yer killing me here!!

    What is it, twenty-five characters or twenty-five words? Or something in between?
Whoops! Apparently it's 122 characters... Thanks for clearing that up Paul! Why they can't figure a simple apostrophe out is beyond me.


Paulxx001 replies on 4/23/2021 8:15 am:
Your welcome.
So true about apostrophes and other marks. Hmmm...
Best of luck crafting your profile! ๐Ÿ‘ โ—โ—๐Ÿ˜Ž

GhostofH 65M
22788 posts
4/23/2021 6:55 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Fresh coffee? I've been here 10 years and I've never seen any fresh coffee....
Nor good Scotch for that matter...... Brilliant post! Luv'd it ALL!


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/23/2021 7:51 am

    Quoting  :

Like a chipmunk ๐Ÿฟ, huh? ๐Ÿค” lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Whatever works for the guy. Thanks for sharing. โ—โ—๐Ÿ˜Ž


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/23/2021 7:52 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Fresh coffee? I've been here 10 years and I've never seen any fresh coffee....
Second floor, next to the bathrooms. โ—โ—๐Ÿ˜Ž


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/23/2021 7:54 am

    Quoting GhostofH:
    Nor good Scotch for that matter...... Brilliant post! Luv'd it ALL!
And your profile hits all the marks! ๐Ÿ‘ โ—โ—๐Ÿ˜Ž
The coffee is on the second floor next to the bathrooms. ๐Ÿ˜Š


LadyLuck2 67F  
9091 posts
4/23/2021 8:47 am

When I first read an email it is easy for me to determine whether they have read my profile and/or my blog. In all honesty I should delete my profile and start over again since my life has changed so much.

Never ignore those who care for you
you will have lost diamonds
while you were collecting stones


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/23/2021 10:07 am

    Quoting LadyLuck2:
    When I first read an email it is easy for me to determine whether they have read my profile and/or my blog. In all honesty I should delete my profile and start over again since my life has changed so much.
Then again, your profile is a history of who you are ; and history is rich in texture and tales to share. โ— ๐Ÿ‘


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/23/2021 4:51 pm

    Quoting  :

Men are silly creatures and quite desperate. This was a public service post to highlight how much Standard members can see, but guess what โ€” men won't look anyway. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Hey, complain away, you're still a NEWBIE. Ya haven't reached your quota yet! ๐Ÿ‘ โ—โ—๐Ÿ˜Ž


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/23/2021 9:58 pm

    Quoting  :

And informative, I hope. ๐Ÿ‘

Of women surveyed, humour was in the top three assets they sought.
All I need now is a huge... uhm,... never mind.
Two outta three ain't bad. โ—โ—๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿท๐Ÿท


lunchandconvo 53F  
4034 posts
4/24/2021 12:10 am

i'm too afraid to get that profile translated in KOREAN!

i have had the super LONG profile.
i have had the super SHORT profile.
people don't read!

i used to have a Gold membership but i don't anymore.
i'll admit i've become one of those spoiled women.
if a member doesn't have an account that lets me message back...
it's just not going to happen!

random vagina pics...
i can't even remember if i've had that happen.
but i think i have!

XO! XO! XO!


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/24/2021 12:34 am

    Quoting lunchandconvo:
    i'm too afraid to get that profile translated in KOREAN!

    i have had the super LONG profile.
    i have had the super SHORT profile.
    people don't read!

    i used to have a Gold membership but i don't anymore.
    i'll admit i've become one of those spoiled women.
    if a member doesn't have an account that lets me message back...
    it's just not going to happen!

    random vagina pics...
    i can't even remember if i've had that happen.
    but i think i have!

    XO! XO! XO!
lol... ๐Ÿ˜Š
What he said was ;I don't want to have sex. I want to chat. I am a virgin. I want to remain friends.

I use my blog email and I'll flip to KIK or off-site email. With so many members now Standard, posting a vagina or penis pic is pointless โ€” no one has access to them. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ Oh well... Life is bitch if one is an exhibitionist.
That Korean guy seems nice. ๐Ÿ˜ถโ— โ— ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿท


scoupe42 60M

4/24/2021 10:56 am

Paul, a while back you mentioned about a business. Years ago, here in NM, Someone bought a hole in the wall place, make it into a bar. He has a stage for local bands to play and get notice. Sometimes he's just have a jukebox. But twice a month he had poetry night! On this night, tons of special on draft and for 3 hours people could read their poetry. I when, they was some great poets! You should open up a place like that in Canada. You'll be surprise how many would show. Some night they would give prizes $100, $50, $25, everyone who participates voted. This was fun! The virus came and it end it. No cover and discount on drinks, a win-win for everybody.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/24/2021 9:48 pm

    Quoting scoupe42:
    Paul, a while back you mentioned about a business. Years ago, here in NM, Someone bought a hole in the wall place, make it into a bar. He has a stage for local bands to play and get notice. Sometimes he's just have a jukebox. But twice a month he had poetry night! On this night, tons of special on draft and for 3 hours people could read their poetry. I when, they was some great poets! You should open up a place like that in Canada. You'll be surprise how many would show. Some night they would give prizes $100, $50, $25, everyone who participates voted. This was fun! The virus came and it end it. No cover and discount on drinks, a win-win for everybody.
That's a great idea. There are a bunch of places that unfortunately, are closed up and vacant here - they would provide a great opportunity for someone with a plan. Is that person me? ๐Ÿค”
Hmmm... I'm not sure. But it's worth looking into.
Thanks for the idea. โ—โ—๐Ÿ˜Ž


Mdonson57 63M
504 posts
4/27/2021 3:44 am

True. I read what I can being a standard member. Also look at what they seek. If itโ€™s women or couples I just leave. Funny how many miss that part.

MDonson
Kiik Myonguy


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