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Why Clumsy People Shouldn't Wear Stilettos
Posted:Apr 11, 2021 8:11 pm
Last Updated:Apr 13, 2021 6:24 pm
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So like most red-blooded males, Hubby thinks it's sexy when women wear heels during sex. He's always asking and always saying no. It's not that I don't want to make him happy. I just don't want to him.

You see, clumsy. I have been all my life. And not your average kind of clumsy either. I can trip over my own feet while standing still. So stilettos in bed would mean, the very least, putting someone's eye . He says that just being silly and that would never happen.

Well, a couple of weeks ago, Hubby and I were fooling around and I go to move my leg to the other side. The heel of my foot catches him right in the eye. He grabs his head and starts complaining of a headache and having a black eye.

First thing of my mouth...."Aren't you glad I wasn't wearing stilettos!!"
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